1/_Mac!! We're boned!! 2/_ I'll get you out, Jack!   (Speed)

When I was very little, the thing I hated most was resting.   (My Life So Far)

Where were you on May 25, 1980?   (Absence of Malice)

I guess down in my heart I'll always be what I was. Just a damn Yankee skipper.   (Band of Angels)

Michelangelo, make up your mind, once and for all. Do you want to finish that ceiling?   (Agony and the Ecstasy, The)

I call this one 'Wino and Roses.'   (Revenge of the Pink Panther)

NIGEL: There's a problem here, I don't even know where to start. IAN: Sound check? NIGEL: No no no no, look- look this- this miniature bread, its like, I've been working with this for about a half an hour now- I can't figure out...You've got this- IAN: You'd like bigger bread? NIGEL: Exactly! I don't understand how... IAN: You could just fold it though... NIGEL: Well no, then its half the size IAN: Fold the meat. NIGEL: Yeah then it breaks apart like this. IAN: Well, no put it on the bread like this...see? NIGEL: But then if you keep folding it it keeps breaking.. IAN: Why would you keep folding it? NIGEL: Everything has to be folded- and then its this, and I don't want this, I want large bread so that I can put this, so then its like this, but then this doesnt work, cuz then its all- IAN: Cuz it hangs out like that... NIGEL: Look, would you be holding this? IAN: No I wouldn't want to eat that. NIGEL: Alright exhibit A, then we move onto this- look- look who's in here, no one, and then in here theres a little guy. Its a complete catastrophy! IAN: No, no you're right. NIGEL: No really, its no big deal, its a joke, its a joke. IAN: I really don't want it to affect your performance. NIGEL: Its not going to affect my performance, don't worry about it alright...it does disturb me, but I rise above it, I'm a professional.   (This IS Spinal Tap)

1) Why is that soldier straped to an expolsive device? 2) That's why, Sid. 2) Whoa, sure is a harry fella. 2) Non, no that's Skud, you idiot. THAT is Sid.   (Toy Story)

So what would you little maniacs like to do first?   (Weird Science)

Im gonna come at you like a spider monkey!   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

1/_Kid, next time I say, *let's go to a place like Bolivia*... let's GO to a place like Bolivia! 2/_NEXT time!   (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

The old lady is crazy like a fox.   (Murder by Invitation)

You have a very hard time finding good help these days.   (Party, The)

You're my density...I mean, my destiny.   (Back to the Future)

1/ And you still think we should give way to people like that? 2/ You make people like that!   (Juggernaut)

What are you doing? This ain't no bank robbery!   (Inside Man)

Survival is the ultimate ideology   (X Files, The)

You can just sit there in the dark and think about what you have done.   (Day of the Dead)

President Skroob!   (Spaceballs)

Next time you want to take a bath, you let me know, Private, or I'LL kick your ass!   (Windtalkers)