Oh my God Almighty, someone has sent me a bowel movement!   (Pink Flamingos)

They didn't agree on much-In fact they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the time and they challenged each other everyday, But in spite of their differences-they had one important thing in common-they were crazy about each other.   (Notebook, The)

I bet you a phone book we don't break any of these bottles.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

1- Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the
death of me?! 2- Don't say that Master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.   (Star Wars: Episode II)

*cough* *cough* Whos winning the match?   (Zoolander)

I haven't been this confused since I got my first period   (American Wedding)

You know how i know you're gay? Because you two are holding eachother every so gently.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

To you I may look like Al Capone or God knows who I don't know. I'm a businessman.   (Next of Kin)

there are no points for second place   (Top Gun)

There is no end to this story.   (Steel Helmet, The)

--I can see you're disappointed. --No, not at all. A little speckling and some napalm and this place could make a nice mausoleum.   (Fletch Lives)

Phil: No, No Football he coacked the 1986... Mike Ditka: 1985 Phil: 1985 Bears to a victory in the Super Bowl it's Mike Ditka Everybody   (Kicking & Screaming)

When I was three months old, I run away from home. Six months later I come back. My father takes one look at me, and he runs away from home.   (Kid Dynamite)

I told you we'd have snow. Gotta have faith!   (Blob, The)

What can you do against blind accidents?   (Asphalt Jungle, The)

Yeah, you were faithful like a Kennedy was faithful!   (That Old Feeling)

The treasure! Oh no we lost the debloooms!!!!   (Freddy Got Fingered)

Just treat me nice, Max.   (Nevada Smith)

one tear, just one, so make it a good one.   (Spanglish)

Paul: I created the truth out of what people needed and what they believed. If I have to crucify you to save the world, then I'll crucify you. And if I have to resurrect you, then I'll do that too, whether you like it or not.   (Last Temptation of Christ, The)