He doesn't have a clue...he's so dumb, he thought the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived. And when he heard your daughter's name was Portia, he said, 'Why did they name her after a car?'   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

You know the rules... keep your mouth shut and your legs open   (Once Were Warriors)

if they don't like ya goin' out, they'll love ya comin' in! hahahaha!!!   (Jaws)

I'm placing my thoughts elsewhere while you chatter away.   (Remains of the Day, The)

both cheeks, both lips, right here, muah muah muah muah   (Dumb & Dumber)

Bill: I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio. BB: You stomped on Mommy?   (Kill Bill: Vol. 2)

Someday, someone will come and stop you.   (Barbarian Queen II: The Empress Strikes Back)

What the FUCK has that got to do with anything??   (Snakes on a Plane)

He called me a flat-foot... a beat cop of history, a dumb policeman who just does his job day after day.... of history   (Da Vinci Code, The)

You wanna spit somethin'?, spit it   (Mystic River)

It's fate, baby, it's fate.   (Take Me Out to the Ball Game)

Zorro is back.   (Zorro)

(1) I'm gonna have a hop on! (2) I don't think that's a good idea! (1) Says who? (2) Says the guy who put all that junk on the road! (1) Oh snap!   (Are We There Yet?)

$14,379.   (Enforcer, The)

Who can say? Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere.   (Silence of the Lambs, The)

1.) Just tell me you're gonna smoke him. 2.) Like a motherfuckin'pack of Kools.   (Low Down Dirty Shame, A)

What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?   (True Lies)

It smells like Big Foot's dick.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

men have 3 basic needs in life thats it..eating,sleeping,sex. thats it. thats our whole day. and i can do all 3 of those in my truck....by myself....in trafic.   (Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again)

Gary, what did I keep telling you in 'Nam? I said you were the best point man I ever saw. But stick to that. Don't do anything else. Leave the formation to me.   (Betrayed)