I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!   (Bananas)

1. When are you planning on being married. 2. Morning. 1. Damn you Tristan! You will marry her. 2. And make an honest woman of her? 1. YES!!! Goddamn you to hell. 2. Yes, I will marry her. If she'll have me. 1. If she'll have you? Do you love her? Or did you seduce her just to spite me. 2. That's not what I did. 1. And what about Samuel? 2. What about Samuel? 1. You tell me about Samuel. 2. We all loved Samuel, Samuel is dead. WHAT?!?! 1. How convenient that is for you. 2. Because you love her, I will forgive you for that. Once, you say that again, and we are not brothers. ONCE. 1. Tristan, you know you can't make her happy. 2. Gonna try. 1. You will fail.   (Legends of the Fall)

I wish it could just be simple, like a retro-pop song I want you to want me. Boom. End of Story. We all live happily ever after. But its never really like that, is it?   (John Tucker Must Die)

Cady: "Grool!"   (Mean Girls)

Let me put it to you this way Jimbo, no pussy, no dancing, no pussy, no dancing   (American Wedding)

Maria: Can you stop watching TV for a minute?
Matthew: No.
Maria: Why?
Matthew: Because. I had a bad day at work. I had to subvert my principles and kow-tow to an idiot. Television makes these daily sacrifices possible. Deadens the inner core of my being.   (Trust)

I just want to go the distance. Noboy's ever gone the distance with Creed.   (Rocky)

Carl: Ann I'm telling you, your perfect. Look at you your the saddest girl I've ever met. You're gonna make them weep Ann. You're gonna break their hearts. Ann: See that's where your wrong Mr. Denham. I make people laugh that's what I do.   (King Kong)

Eat your cake, have your cake, who cares? You're about to get a plate of sauteed brains thrown into your face, your entire career is the toilet, and now you're correcting my grammar?   (Micki + Maude)

[Logan puts out his claws]
Police Officer: Put down the knives and no one gets hurt!
[Logan ignores him]
Police Officer: Put down the knives!
Logan: I CAN'T.   (X2)

Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.   (Little Mermaid, The)

If we wanted to sissy boys, we would've named them Doctor Quinn and Medicine Woman   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

Gall bladder. Wrong fish.   (Rainmaker, The)

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.   (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

It wouldn't be hospitable for me to leave town, now would it?   (Gunfight at the O.K. Corral)

Don't lie to me CarrieAnne. I can see the sin inside you just as surely as God can.   (Carrie)

In The East they have ways of shattering the strongest courage.   (Mask of Fu Manchu, The)

A vacation from my problems...you bet I will.   (What About Bob?)

Twenty years later, and i'm still wearing the same fucking shirt!   (Pallbearer, The)

Okay so who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?   (National Treasure)