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That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.   (Clueless)

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If this were back east, I could make law the way they do. But the best thing I can do out here is buy it.   (Hour of the Gun)

fucking boyd that fuckin idiot   (Very Bad Things)

The internet buzz.   (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

Fuck off Henry!   (Cocktail)

Its so hot.... milk was a bad choice.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Oh no, no, no, you see, to be a kleptomaniac, you can't sell any of the stuff afterwards or you lose your amateur standing.   (Remember the Night)

Horseless carriage. Don't look that good to me.   (Ballad of Cable Hogue, The)

Don't make it worse than it is!   (Warning Shot)

Sal! I'm gonna check the air-conditioning...I'll be right back!   (Dog Day Afternoon)

I owe you an apology, Colonel. I always thought that you were a cold, unimaginative, tight lipped officer. But you're really ... quite emotional. Aren't you?   (Dirty Dozen, The)

If you got poo, throw it now...   (Madagascar)

It certainly wasn't I. Only an amateur would bake anything Swiss in a 450 degree oven.   (Who Is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe?)

1.How'd you get in here? 2.Well, the door was closed, so I opened it and came right in.

  (Bachelor and the Bobbysoxer, The)

That poor woman.....that poor slut kidnapped herself, come on dude you said so yourself   (Big Lebowski, The)

One night driving a Mercedes, and you're already an asshole.   (Ice Harvest, The)

Im A cop you idiot   (Kindergarten Cop)

Planning a commando raid on Tobruk.   (Raid on Rommel)

YOUR TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE   (Adventures of Ford Fairlane, The)