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who's on first base   (Rain Man)

1) Nemo, new comer of orange and white. You have been summoned to the summit of Mt. Wannahocalugie to join in the fraternal bonds of tankhood. 2) Huh? 3) We want you in our club kid.   (Finding Nemo)

God only knows what I'd be without you.   (Love Actually)

1) Well, what do you know? You're well read, well dressed, snoozing away in a public street. Care to make a statement? 2) What the world needs is a return to sweetness and decency in the souls of its young men...   (Roman Holiday)

Hurricane's on its way.   (Key Largo)

I should have anticipated this. Twenty years ago, I made the pardonable mistake of thinking I could civilize a girl who bought her hats out of a Sears Roebuck catalogue.   (Titanic)

What! Fourteen days, that's fashion week it's impossible I have a show.   (Zoolander)

Smokin weed, smokin weed, drinkin beers, gettin pussy.   (Clerks)

How am I not myself?   (I Huckabees)

[bird drops from the sky] Musta had a heartattack!   (Distinguished Gentleman, The)

Let the hall say *HEY BITCH!!*   (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil)

munch the muffin   (Smokers, The)

May I take your picture, Mr. Van Meer?   (Foreign Correspondent)

My wife, her vagine, it hang down like wizard sleeve   (Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan)

Melissa: How did you make your guest list, Price? Throw darts at a phone book?   (House on Haunted Hill)

With Nixon in the White House, good health seemed to be in bad taste.   (California Suite)

36 dicks?you mean i'm number 37?   (Clerks)

You never watched one of these on C-SPAN.   (Sum of All Fears, The)

You look more like a cow than my late wife. Oh, no offense. I'm very fond of cows. Moooooo!   (Secret Ceremony)

What a fraudulent young man you are!   (Dreamchild)