The cafeteria has requested that the sidekicks stop ordering hero sandwiches.   (Sky High)

I wasn't like every other kid, ya know, who dreams about being an astronaut. I was always more interested in, uh, what bark was made of on a tree.   (Zoolander)

The boy you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader...   (Star Wars: Episode III)

--You don't look thirty-seven. --I died when I was twenty, and it's seventeen years ago!   (Ultimate Vampire, The)

There either is or there is not a way that things are. The color of the day, the way it felt to be a child, the feel of salt water on you sunburnt legs. Sometimes the water is yellow, sometimes it is red, but the color of the water in memory depends on the day. I'm not going to tell this story the way that it happened, I'm going to tell it the way I remember it.   (Great Expectations)

1/_His real name is Benjamin Raspail.... A former patient of mine, whose romantic attachments ran to, shall we say, the exotic. I did not kill him, I assure you.... Merely tucked him away, very much as I found him.... After he'd missed three appointments. 2/_If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir? 1/_Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere. 2/_His dress, uh makeup, Raspail was a transvestite? 1/_In life, oh no.... Garden variety manic-depressive.... tedious, very tedious. No, no. Just think of him as a kind of experiment.... A fledgling killer's first effort at transformation   (Silence of the Lambs, The)

Do you believe in God? The question is, does God believe in me?   (Lolita)

Listen, Max, I'm on to something big here. It's a monster. It's got to be my biggest score yet. Listen, it's a oil-lease deal with a structure that's foolproof.   (Boiling Point)

You're killing me Smalls!   (Sandlot, The)

Albert Einstein once said... *I don't know how the third world war will be fought but the fourth war will be fought with sticks and stones*   (Fourth War, The)

It's like wookie man.   (Sorority Boys)

Would I lie to you?   (Liar Liar)

Randall: You love Mr. Dante don't ya? Elias: In a non-gay way.   (Clerks II)

Ex-Wife: Will you call me if you need anything? Mort: I doubt it. Ex-Wife: I was just trying to make you feel better. Mort: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKED HIM THEN!!! [Slams phone on reciever and crackks jaw]   (Secret Window)

Johnny: Hey, guys. (snaps his fingers - his fingers light fire. Snaps his fingers again - fire goes out) Now pictue that,... but everywhere!   (Fantastic Four)

1) Hi Mr. Reed! 2) Woah! hey did you do something to your hair? 1) It's a bit extreme isn't it? 2) No. No I mean that's the thing nowadays right? 1) Well he said it would accent my facial features. 2) Well that's what it does. It completely accents your facial features! We're just gonna go down to my office now. (cough, cough)   (Liar Liar)

...poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans.   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

Who the fuck are you?   (Resident Evil: Apocalypse)

A car this nice you should lock up   (Memento)

Look, I don't have to justify myself to you.   (To the Limit)