now how you gonna talk about size when you one reese's pieces away from Jenny Craig y'self   (Madagascar)

--I'm not about to eat real sugar. --All right, fine, we'll find you a Sweet 'n Low field.   (Club Paradise)

1. Is being stupid, like being high all the time? 2. No. It's like constantly being right.   (MatchMaker, The)

Hey!I'm gonna kill you,asshole!   (Dirty Work)

Hey, Stein. Shalom Aleichem.   (Sands of Iwo Jima)

Hitch: What if fine isn't good enough? What if I want extraordinary? Sara: There's no such thing   (Hitch)

I'd shave but i'm afriad I would start thinking of you and slit my wrists.   (Last Boy Scout, The)

See the football is like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin the only one catching it, Clifford Franklin the only one coming down with it.   (Replacements, The)

Three kinds of ore: gold, silver, copper.   (Thin Man, The)

Tell me, why did you throw the 'Heart of the Ocean' over the railing of the Titanic? Did you feel bad letting Leo drown while you floated on the big wood door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too scared to freeze your big fat ASS off?   (Bruce Almighty)

death you are my bitch lover!!   (Wedding Crashers)

I think like Harry: if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog!   (Truman)

taylor lamb is an ugly piggy   (Bring it On)

Who needs reasons when you have heroin?   (Trainspotting)

There is no security.   (Nighthawks)

Don't let my manicure fool you sir. I was born & raised in a neighborhood called Noah's Ark, if you didn't travel in pairs you just didn't travel.   (Operation Petticoat)

(After seeing the mermaid commercial with Derek) It's not my fault I look better with gel in my hair that with a little helmet with a light on it.   (Zoolander)

I got a degree from M.I.T. And I bet they picked you up pumping iron in San Quentin?   (xXx)

I'm surprised you're hung over at all, considering the amount you regurgitated into the harpsichord.   (Almost Heroes)

Valo: He definitly doesn't wear the pants in that relationship. Falcone: Pants? He wears girls underwears!   (Haggard: The Movie)