manwithoneredsho

1)Coach we need water. 2)Water, water is for sissys. Water is for washing blood off that Titan uniform, and you don't get no blood on my Titan uniform!   (Remember the Titans)

trivialize the significant and obfuscate the obvious   (Few Good Men, A)

Jeanne: Michelle just got dumped last night. Lana: Oh, how terrible. But you look so wonderful. Isn't everyone loving how Michelle looks!? Michelle: Well I havent eaten since we broke up... Lana Good for you! Write about it!   (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)

And remember, the powder room is in the park.   (Pal Joey)

Strangely enough, the swan dive was invented before the swan.   (Prehistoric Women)

A man makes his own way.   (Departed, The)

Let's get something to eat. I'm thirsty.   (After the Thin Man)

Report to Gettysburg College at 7:29pm If you report at 7:30 you will not be playing this season   (Remember the Titans)

--How do you come to this dirty business? --The usual...Money.   (Professionals, The)

When you gotta go, you gotta go   (Jurassic Park)

If you will it, it is no dream.   (Big Lebowski, The)

--You guys ain't cops. --No, we're ballet dancers.   (Midnight Run)

Mommy's mad at me cause I made a boom on the rug   (Analyze That)

1.Fuck you dad. 2.Fuck me?! 1.FUCK YOU! 2.Okay!   (Freddy Got Fingered)

You're going down like a sweet muffin   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Hello? Les answers phone Hi is Les in please? Les Yea this is Les Mercedes talks back Hi this is Mercedes Les is shocked that she called Merceds says Do you remember me? Les respondes back yes i remember you hi how are you? Merceds quotes actually im a litte lonely she says i thouhgt we had a date and i figured i'd call you since you have'nt called me Les respondes yea well i was out all day i was uh deep sea fishing Mercedes says so you have'nt forgot about tonight? Les says tonight no Merceds says Great so you can pick me up in 20 minutes ??? Les says hang on he rushes over by his parents room and looks back and says An innocent girl a harmless driver what could possibly go wrong? Les gets back on the phone and says Mercedes i'll be there in a half an hour   (License to Drive)

Eight bits short of a byte.   (Tron 2.0)

Bob, remember, shield me from the bullets. They won't shoot civilians.   (Bottle Rocket)

What happened in Munich changes everything.   (Munich)

Look, you start out with the best intentions but theres just so much pussy coming at you every single day that finally it wears you down. You see you've got all these birds out there dreaming about having it off with you and that makes the guys wanna be you, and its the guys who buy the records. So if the chicks dont want you the guys are gone. You live the fantasy other people only dream about, so my advice to you is dream big and live the life.   (Rock Star)