'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets.   (Clerks)

Hi, this is Kari. Sorry for freaking out; but your baby has special needs!   (Incredibles, The)

You have 1200 messages. Derek-That is a little bit above average.   (Zoolander)

What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? What...CAN I do? Ben...What can WE do?   (Willard)

Later on, we'll go home and I'll put on the Zorro outfit.   (Problem Child 2)

If he's here then who's running hell?   (Van Wilder)

--What did you say your name was? --Ginny - 'cause I'm from Virginia.   (Crossfire)

A brand new white Mercedes. I got it at a very good price. I paid cash. My cousin, Prince Murray, has a dealership in the valley.   (Spaceballs)

--How did you find me? --I looked you up in the phone book, under 'Washout.'   (2 Days in the Valley)

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Mr. Madison, what you just said was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point during your rambling incoherent repsonse were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in here is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul...Billy, A simple no would have been just fine but ah thank you!   (Billy Madison)

I mean, we gotta start looking at this Irish wake style.   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

1.Darling, darling, all I'm saying is before we let this hypothetical daughter blow your political career out of the water, we might at least consider doing some checking up on her. 2.Now, checking up for what? 1.I don't know... criminal record, blood type, triple sixes on her skull. 2.Glynnis, she has a birth certificate, she has my photograph and she has my eyes.

Who's Zed? Zed's Dead honey.   (Pulp Fiction)

I never said Sammy was faking, just that his problem was mental instead of physical...but, she couldn't understand.   (Memento)

I was screaming at my Husband   (Steel Magnolias)

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Sue Ryan: It's easy to be a bitch now that Brad Seldon is available. Nicole: It's easy to be a bitch either way.   (Drive Me Crazy)

Oh, poopie!   (Mystery Science Theater 3000)