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  (Blazing Saddles)

I got a boy. Eight months old. Smiles a lot.   (Brokeback Mountain)

Is that kid on the escalator again??   (Mallrats)

A shark can smell blood a mile off when he's hungry.   (Spy Who Came In from the Cold, The)

1/_Governor Tarkin! I shouldn't be surprised to see you holding Vader's leash, I should have recognised your foul stench before I came in! 2/_ Charming... to the last   (Star Wars: Episode IV)

One in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system.   (American History X)

We are here to turn you into industrious and honest citizens.   (Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, The)

...I'm back!....I love those plumbers.   (Super Mario Bros.)

Will you tell me the time?   (Woman Under the Influence, A)

[Tagline]___Hell wants him___ Heaven won't take him___Earth needs him   (Constantine)

My Buick Century!   (Orgazmo)

Nobody builds henges like that anymore. Nobody knows what the fuck a henge is.   (Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill)

Damn the Man!!   (Empire Records)

Your whole caper's a boodle of bad jive. You're coming strictly from Squareville.   (Jet Attack)

1.) I don't know. 2.) What do you mean you don't know? 3.) I...DON'T...KNOW!   (Toy Story)

I'm a policeman taking a night course in criminology.   (Detective, The)

Badges, we don't need no stinking badges   (Up in Smoke)

Hey, Monroe. Is Alma here? Uh, yeah, she's in the condiments aisle. The what? Uh - ketchup. Thanks.   (Brokeback Mountain)

They cut out his liver!!!   (Up the Creek)

she goes by princetongirl but her real name is sam montgomery......and were briana and gabriella --that little boyfriend stealer thinks she can pull a fast one on me...we'll just see about that   (Cinderella Story, A)