Well, hello, Mister Fancypants.   (Army of Darkness)

Pittsburgh? Its where steel and pig iron furnaces are so hot it makes a man forget his fear of hell.   (Quiet Man, The)

All these little girls have one thing in common. You know what that is? Disillusionment. It always comes from the same thing...Expectations. The greatest woman-killer of all time.   (Cop)

Tia:You were suppose to be here at ten,its not even nine yet. Uncle Buck:Who said anything about that?I just thought you would like to join us for some ice cream.Maybe your bug can join us.We can talk about burying the hatchet.You know what a hatchet is don't you bug? Bug:Like an ax? Buck:Yea, sort of.I like to keep mine with me in case..say a someone has been drinking and about to drive a loved one home.I like to know I have it. I've been known to keep mine sharp enough to circumsize a nat. Wait a minuite.....bug....nat? Is there some similarity there?I think there is. Do you understand what I'm talking about?I dont think you do. You want to see it? I'll be right back. (Buck walks back to the car raises the trunk pulls out the hatchet and waives it in the air)Here is is!come on up and look at it!Ok maybe later! Bug:I better go Tia:He's all talk.   (Uncle Buck)

Why do you always have to hurry to a murder case?   (Dark Alibi)

Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum I hate the most.   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Lipton just tried to kill me!   (F/X)

Kick him in the yabbles, that is if hes got any yabbles.   (Clockwork Orange, A)

Hey laser lips, your mother was a snow blower!!   (Short Circuit)

Have at you!   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

the heart dies a slow death, shedding each hope like leaves. until one day there are none   (Memoirs of a Geisha)

They're having doughnuts with Buddha.   (Steele Justice)

Follow that car!   (Return of the Pink Panther, The)

My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter any more, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. Noah   (Notebook, The)

Shitbrick, c'mon   (American Wedding)

1/_Where ya goin' 2/_To the bathroom, you wanna come?. The doc says I shouldn't lift anything heavy   (Last Boy Scout, The)

just let...let....gi...no but...you do...would ya just...let...give me...let me get..let me git...your not...give me a...aaaahhhh.   (Uncle Buck)

LL: Look, round windows!   (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes)

Make your own deductions.   (Spy Who Came In from the Cold, The)

You lack the courage of your convictions, sir. DO IT!   (Interview with the Vampire)