NIGEL: There's a problem here, I don't even know where to start. IAN: Sound check? NIGEL: No no no no, look- look this- this miniature bread, its like, I've been working with this for about a half an hour now- I can't figure out...You've got this- IAN: You'd like bigger bread? NIGEL: Exactly! I don't understand how... IAN: You could just fold it though... NIGEL: Well no, then its half the size IAN: Fold the meat. NIGEL: Yeah then it breaks apart like this. IAN: Well, no put it on the bread like this...see? NIGEL: But then if you keep folding it it keeps breaking.. IAN: Why would you keep folding it? NIGEL: Everything has to be folded- and then its this, and I don't want this, I want large bread so that I can put this, so then its like this, but then this doesnt work, cuz then its all- IAN: Cuz it hangs out like that... NIGEL: Look, would you be holding this? IAN: No I wouldn't want to eat that. NIGEL: Alright exhibit A, then we move onto this- look- look who's in here, no one, and then in here theres a little guy. Its a complete catastrophy! IAN: No, no you're right. NIGEL: No really, its no big deal, its a joke, its a joke. IAN: I really don't want it to affect your performance. NIGEL: Its not going to affect my performance, don't worry about it alright...it does disturb me, but I rise above it, I'm a professional.   (This IS Spinal Tap)

D'ya like dags?   (Snatch)

It used to be the administrations job to make the rules. It used to be us against them. Now its use against use. I?Äôve been here for 7 years and I got to tell u guys, what?Äôs going on here is about America. Its about democracy, its about the bill of rights, basic cable, call waiting and free trips to the salad bar! It?Äôs about everything that?Äôs makes this country great , OUR COUNTRY! We can do something about this, we can finally say, when some people are having a good time, drinking some beers, throwing some meat, that we?Äôre not gonna protest.   (PCU)

People don't throw things at me any more. Maybe because I carry a bow around.   (Weather Man, The)

Suck in you're paunch, boy.

Remember, were born chiselers.   (Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze, The)

things that involve soft cheese and plastic toys   (Johnny English)

1- Goblin king, goblin king-Wherever you may be. please take this child far away from me 2-That's not the words, it didn't even start with 'I wish'   (Labyrinth)

'The only thing necessary for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing.' -Edmund Burke   (Hitler: The Rise of Evil)

First you must tame the anger that lives in your belly.   (Red Sun Rising)

you put the wrong emphasis on the wrong sylable   (View from the Top, A)

He pulled the sword from the stone.
  (Sword in the Stone, The)

And what the hell's marriage? Extortion, prostitution, soliciting with a government stamp on it.   (Anderson Tapes, The)

It ain't over 'til it's over.   (Rocky Balboa)

ohi!, Taste my pain bitch!   (Zoolander)

-If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot. -No, if we're drinking Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!   (Sideways)

LOOK AT ME I`M GEOFF I LIKE COWS AND FAT GIRLS FUCK ME PLEASE, I HAVE A ZIT ON MY NOSE I NEED HELP SAVE ME NOW SAVE ME!!!!!!!!ITZ TAKING OVER   (Zodiac Killer, The)

Gracie: I don't see why I couldn't be Tina! Sam: You don't see that?   (Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous)

I don't want a large Farva, I want a God Damn Liter a Cola   (Super Troopers)

No you're the one whose brain has the shell on it   (Dumb & Dumber)