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...because it's your dog.   (Road Trip)

Listen, I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but my life is good. Really good. I get to wake up every morning at 5:00 a.m. and make some soup. It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed by myself all of my life. It's fantastic.   (Nacho Libre)

Do you honestly know of one criminal act this poor creature committed?   (Son of Frankenstein)

You know, everyone has always said that this is based on a real thing in Pasadena.   (Rumor Has It...)

Get away from her you BITCH!   (Aliens)

--Who's the woman in the painting she's looking at? --Oh, that's Carlotta. You'll find it in the catalog: 'Portrait of Carlotta.'   (Vertigo)

1/_ We're doing the right thing 2/_You might feel differently if you get eaten   (Lake Placid)

Wolf! Wolf! 2) Shut you morons!   (Babe)

The eskimos have 9 words for 'Hel-moot stuck in a hot tub', hell, they only got 1 word for snow   (Out Cold)

Don't be pussy whipped. Whip that pussy! Bang bang bang bang bang!!!!   (Boomerang)

We're all out of Collins mix so I'm gonna make a run for the store   (Meet The Parents)

'Money, not morality, is the principal commerce of civilized nations.' -Thomas Jefferson, 200 years ago.   (Formula, The)

Mulan: No one will listen. Mushu: Huh, you say something? Mulan:MUSHU! Mushu: Hey you're a girl again remember?   (Mulan)

I'm sorry - it must be distracting when there are so many things here you could kill me with.   (Saw III)

I lost my package, a prisoner I was bringing back from Germany.   (Package, The)

We - want - YOU - to be - THE DICEMAN.   (Four Rooms)

Bullets, my only wekness. How did you know?   (Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle)

#1Whoa Man, haha, hey guys do i look different now that im a college grad. #2Um, not really. #1 It's obvious they give alot more D+'s then D-'s i'll tell you that right now. #3 Yeah, you said that. #2 So that's it for school huh, now what? #1 No Idea, hahaha. But for now i'll probably go back and work at dad's loading docks, then we'll see. #4 Well im going to miss you man you were the best. #1 No man you were the best, i love all you guys...expecially you uhh, HAHAHAHA. I'm going to make at toast. To the best bunch of rugby freaks ever born. Maybe weren't the smartest kids on campus. Hm, maybe we spent a little to much time thrown up off balaconies, but we had fun right? Yeah. (takes hit from bong. cont.) Now some of us are leaving and that is sad, but were not going down, no way. We're going to show this world a thing or two. We're going to show. (Collapses through table) Guys: Haha HAHAHAHA   (Tommy Boy)

(Singging) So you want be hero kid, well whoppy due! I have been aroudn the block before wiht blockheads just like you! Each and everyone a disapointment, pain for with there ain't no ointment! so much for excuses, thos a Kid of Zuse's askinf me to jum into the fram, my answer in to words..... OK.   (Hercules)

Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.   (The Crow)