1)They're at the phone but there's a problem. 2)Problem? How big of a problem? 3)Oh about 300 pounds.   (Die Hard with a Vengeance)

You punch like you take it up the ass.   (Raging Bull)

You're already cheating. Everytime you say no to sex, you're cheating on yourself.   (Road Trip)

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no.   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win! Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!   (Nacho Libre)

A bachelor's conscience is a woman's best friend.   (How to Save a Marriage (And Ruin Your Life))

Now shall you deal with ME, o Prince - and all the powers of HELL!   (Sleeping Beauty)

Whew! My dogs are barkin' tonight!   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Its a liger   (Napoleon Dynamite)

Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.   (Super Mario Bros.)

what a superbly featured room and what excellent boiled potatoes   (V for Vendetta)

kluck, kuauk kleewk   (Predator)

Well good for you, Marty.   (Primal Fear)

It's a lie. It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it's beautiful because that's what they want to see. But the people in the photos are sad and alone. But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so the exhibition's reassuring, which makes it a lie and everyone loves a big, fat lie.   (Closer)

Shame might be soft on you, but I can see through all that Maybelline. And you ain't nothin' but a gold-diggin' skank, tryin' to get a man for all he's worth. You hurt Shame again, you betta watch yo' back!   (Low Down Dirty Shame, A)

I am sick of fighting! And, I am sick to death of this whole 'center of the universe, holier than thou, nothing is ever enough. Oh, how I've suffered, nobody understands me. Somebody fix me a drink and hand me a Nebutol, worn out Scarlett O'Hara... thang!'

--I'm the most screwed-up person in the world! --You're not even the most screwed-up person in this room!   (Rumor Has It...)

If I knew it was gonna be this type of party I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes   (Waiting)

It's for a friend of mine. He's waiting downstairs.   (My Favorite Wife)