(Song Remains The Same Led Zeppelin
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weiner   (Rushmore)

Kevin:BLANKMAN YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!   (Blankman)

Born to Be Bad   (Twins)

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy.   (Rumor Has It...)

Selena:It cracks me up when people ask me my diet and exercise secrets. Like, Selena how do you keep that trip figure every girl wants to know. Well I eat whole medium pizzas all by myself with lots of pepperoni thats important and I drink coke, scarf doritos and never exercise.   (Selena)

Lloyd Christmas: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey? Lady at bus stop: Austria. Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Ha. Ha. Ha. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie! Lady at bus stop: Let's not.   (Dumb & Dumber)

That is so ironic. She worked on Jaws, and then she drowns in a Jacuzzi.   (Last Shot, The)

It's fuckin' freezin' out there and I was a cesarian.   (Naked)

1) I didn't realize you two knew eachother. 2)We don't.   (Clue)

Dark Heart: Run...run while you can. No matter where you go, I will find you. You cannot escape me. (in sinister voice, after lightning crashes) I am Dark Heart!   (Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation)

Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up. Just don't do it, promise? OK, everybody take some rubbers.   (Mean Girls)

A:What's with you today? L:What's with today today?!   (Empire Records)

Why y'all look like you've seen a ghost? It's me, dear friends - alive and kicking!... Well, alive, anyway.... We may have lost the war, but heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humour! No, not even when we've lost a lung, a spleen, a bladder, two legs, thirty-five feet of small intestine, and our ability to reproduce - all in the name of the South! - do we ever lose our sense of humour!!!   (Wild Wild West)

I'm David Hasselhoff.   (SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)

--He came to me several years ago. He was having trouble maintaining a relationship with a woman. --Who doesn't?   (Spenser: Pale Kings and Princes)

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying Columbia Airline.   (Airport 1975)

hey brad powell go fuck yourself..... that quotes from mr. mom you dumb shit.... SUCK MY COCK   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)