Ya'll think us folk from the country's all funny-like dont'cha?tallyho ma, saddle up the mule, slide me some bricks, I's got to get me some education a-hydr-hydr.. you asshole!!!   (House of 1000 Corpses)

No woman can hold her tougue. They're a suspicious, unreliable breed.   (Horrors of the Black Museum)

Mi Casa Is Su Casa   (Madagascar)

There's no way, no way that you could've come from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your mama in the mouth!   (Smokey and the Bandit)

BETTY: Does he pay you for sex, i mean at the rate your going, you could make a fortune. FRIEND: Betty BETTY: Do you know what they say. They say your a whore. Pretty soon once they've all sampled you, they'll toss you aside like a used rag. The men you love don't even want you. Your father doesn't want you. GISELLE: I'm gonna meet you downstairs.(talking to another friend) BETTY: Professor Dunbar FRIEND: Betty thats enough BETTY: Everybody knows that you hide outside his house. It must be tourturous living wih a man who doesn't even care about you. who's in love with someone else, who hates you, he hates you. GISSELLE: Betty BETTY: And it hurts (giselle grabs betty) BETTY: Get of me GISELLE: Quiet (shouting) BETTY: Get of me (crying) GISELLE: Oh god BETTY: He doesn't want me GISELLE: It's ok BETTY: He doesn't sleep with me. He..... GISELLE: I know (BETTY CONTINUE'S TO CRY)   (Mona Lisa Smile)

You realize your history of violent assault does not make you case any easier, but I can help you.   (Physical Evidence)

It's the '90s, plastic surgery is like good grooming.   (First Wives Club, The)

1/_Maybe we'll get to waste a few heads on the way. 2/_You just soldier and keep your mouth shut!   (Warriors, The)

Obi-Wan: This time we shall do it together.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

INTERVIEWER GUY: Where did you go to school? JOSH: Well, its called George washington...INTERVIEWR GUY: Ah GW. My brother got his doctorate there. Do you pledge? JOSH: Oh yeah. Every morning.   (Big)

The world's formost assassin?!!..... that's like the *Tiger Woods* of murder!   (Bad Company)

1)Then what do you suggest to encourage affection? 2)Dancing... even if ones partner is barely tolerable   (Pride & Prejudice)

1 - My pumpkin's a duck!
2 - No, I'm a swan!   (Other Sister, The)

Brian: But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain Andrew: ...and an athlete... Allison:...and a basket case... Claire: ...and a princess... Bender: ...and a criminal...   (Breakfast Club, The)

I'm becoming more powerful that any Jedi has ever dreamed of.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

You get all built up for thirty five yeeears of wantin and wantin WHOA,Make ya head blow off.   (Nutty Professor, The)

A little opera goes a long way   (Batman Begins)

Remember, the difference between 'champ' and 'chump' is u.   (Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow)

How many times have you lost everything, Jack?   (Havana)

We will produce a defensive weapon that will make all offensive nuclear weapons obsolute, and thereby abolish the terror of nuclear warfare.   (Torn Curtain)