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Darryl:look at that Dale:What? Darryl:back there   (Castle, The)

My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter any more, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. Noah   (Notebook, The)

From the loyal Ortega to the devoted goatkeeper, to the faithful wife at the mercy of a brutal kidnapper. That's one hell of a rigged parlay.   (Professionals, The)

I Drank A Lava Lamp, It Wasn't Lava.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

I love how you talk out of the side of your mouth. It's like an adorable stroke victim.   (Fever Pitch)

You score, I give you the full story. Miss, and it's dinner for two. Clothing optional.   (Van Wilder)

Look at that ray of sunshine in all that darkness down there. Come here sweetness.   (Bound by Honor)

Shitbrick, c'mon   (American Wedding)

Wow your fast. Glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hrs for you. Why is your coat so big?...So, good news...I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog, you probably have. How?Äôs school. Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework, huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat too?   (Elf)

Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah, yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best.   (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

uh   (Office Space)

Lars: Hey! Don't pee in the wahda. Don't drink the wahda, he peed in it!   (Heavyweights)

[Mort is trying to write a story but the house keeper is vacumming noisily] Mort: [Looks at Chico] If you don't bite her, I'll kill her.   (Secret Window)

Well, I'm glad I ain't scared to be lazy.   (Lonesome Dove)

That Face.   (Paris)

two heads are better than one   (Ice Cream Man)

You do that again and I'll drill 2 holes in your dick, so when you go for a piss you piss in all directions!! Got IT!!!   (Team America: World Police)

A skeleton goes into a bar,a skeleton and says give me a pitcher of beer and a mop   (Big Bounce, The)

WHY YOU ASK WHY WHY DOES TH E PHONE ALWAYS RING   (Cat in the Hat, The)

I was broke, facing bankruptcy.   (Asphalt Jungle, The)