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Didn't you used to be Eddie Valiant? Or did you change your name to Jack Daniels?   (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Ron: I'm goign to punch you in the ovaries... yupp Straight shot to the baby maker!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Psychopaths sell like hot cakes.   (Sunset Boulevard)

1)you know how i know you're gay?
2) how? because you're gay and you know who other gay people are?   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

So Luigi Luigi or Luigi Mario?   (Super Mario Bros.)

Jimmy my tight end is deaf   (Replacements, The)

Imagine kissing HB (Hardbroom)...   (Worst Witch, The)

Did you hear about the toast fucking? Toast fucking? yeah. It's where you fuck, or get fucked by, toast!   (Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy)

Well good for you, Marty.   (Primal Fear)

So this evening, was it Jonny Gossamer enough for you?   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

1/_This is an old wives tale... 2/_The original one, in fact...   (Da Vinci Code, The)

--There's a Bergman film in the neighborhood. --I don't feel like getting depressed tonight.   (Faces)

Community! Jesus, you guys are kind to yourselves. Community.   (Three Days of the Condor)

1/You touch that girl and you'll never be dead enough!____ 2/Oh, I'm really scared   (Running Scared)

Brick wall, waterfall. Dickie thinks he's got it all but he don't. And I do so BOOM with that attitude! Peace punch, Captain Crunch, I got something you can't touch. Bang bang choo-choo chang, wind me up I do my thang no Reeses pieces 7-Up, mess with me I'll mess you up!   (Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star)

It's the spirit that dances, not the man...Indian proverb.   (Captain Apache)

i don't know about all that dodgy business in the jungle Lars... but i'm plagued by the dreams. i believe i am safer on my own.   (Club Dread)

Taking orders from a ruddy kraut? What's this bleeding war coming to?   (Tobruk)

Robbie: What are they? Terrorists? Ray: No, this came from somewhere else. Robbie: Where?! Like, Europe?! Ray: No, Robbie! Not like Europe!!   (War of the Worlds (Tom Cruise))

1/_I want you to come to New York with me... 2/_What as?? 1/_Huh? 2/What as?? your wife; colleague; concubine; partner? what as???? 1/_Well, it's almost Thanksgiving... you can come as a turkey, if you like?   (Reds)