Queen Gorgo: Spartan!
King Leonidas: Yes, my lady?
Queen Gorgo: Come back with your shield... or on it.

Goodbye my Queen... my wife... my love. he doesn't say it... No room for softness... That's not the Spartan way.   (300)

You were supposed to be working with professionals.   (Renaissance Man)

I forgot that I was hired to do a job for you and that it was just a temp job at that. I forgot that I had two hundred and fifty million people who were paying me to make their lives a little better and I didn't live up to my part of the bargain. See, there are certain things you should expect from a President. I ought to care more about you than I do about me... I ought to care more about what's right than I do about what's popular...I ought to be willing to give this whole thing up for something I believe in.   (Dave)

-You must be the big dick, and the men on either side of you are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy, faggot balls. -These are your last words, so make 'em a prayer. -Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision. They aren't clever. They smell pussy, and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and brought your two little, mincy, faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muttled up. No pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinkin' along with your presence. Now, fuck off.   (Snatch)

Well, hello, Mister Fancypants.   (Army of Darkness)

--How did he get so fat? --Stock market, real estate, investments.   (Body Heat)

Facts mean nothing to you. Evidence means nothing to you. All you can see is your own cockeyed hunches.   (Battle of the Bulge)

1) Well, what do you know? You're well read, well dressed, snoozing away in a public street. Care to make a statement? 2) What the world needs is a return to sweetness and decency in the souls of its young men...   (Roman Holiday)

Go in peace. But go!   (Hallelujah Trail, The)

1) Excuse me, what I am supposed to do? Sit around while you screw this guy and everything that moves. What kind of man would I be sitting around with my Johnson in my hand? 2)Well that's about the only place it's been. 1) You bitch!!!!   (Cadillac Man)

you know you were seeing parts of my body that i will never get to see oh belive me your not missing that much pulmarny alviero gastro musco techinal villa stranges place so far with familar names hey jack go to the mirror in the bed room will you why? i just fingerd i don't know what the hell you look like jacks hicups are you drunk? no no i got up to fast im just a little dizzy is that you? yea thats me look at you yea look at me go to the mirror how is this a little to close jack is this better you know were gonna need a lot of more a help can you drive is your head clear yes slap yourself in the face what your face slap it harder agin how does it feel it feels good sober yet? one more time the jack putter machine zero defects god help us   (Innerspace)

Marlene: I live   (Demon Seed)

Was Reeves checked for powder burns? It's a suicide shot to the temple. Where's the burn?   (Hollywoodland)

In The East they have ways of shattering the strongest courage.   (Mask of Fu Manchu, The)

141 years there's never been a traitor in the Secret Service. Now, all of a sudden, there's two? I don't buy that.   (Sentinel, The)

1. Cmon Chief lets play like we used too 2. You know this was your problem on the hunt   (Fox and the Hound, The)

There you go, ya hyena. Don't say thank you.   (Wedding Crashers)

I would rather die than see you with another man   (End of the Affair, The)

I'm allergic to fabric softner. I'm majoring in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies. And I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met.   (Wedding Date, The)

Good-bye Jasper   (28 Days)