lifeofbrian

Well, Dublin has a very rich history.   (Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx)

Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right and you go left.   (Lucky Number Slevin)

If you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

[Logan puts out his claws]
Police Officer: Put down the knives and no one gets hurt!
[Logan ignores him]
Police Officer: Put down the knives!
Logan: I CAN'T.   (X2)

Thought you?Äôd never wake up. I thought I?Äôd never want to. John ?Ä?n Tommy...they?Äôre on the other side there. How are they? They?Äôre alive. Who isn?Äôt? Rizzo. They killed him? They took turns beating him until there was nothing of that kid to beat. Rizzo was dead because of us. We made him think that going up against the guards in a meaningless football game had some value. That it would give us a reason to go on. Once again, we were wrong.   (Sleepers)

Otis, my man!   (Animal House)

It's fate, baby, it's fate.   (Take Me Out to the Ball Game)

keep dreamin', maniac!   (Taking of Pelham One Two Three, The)

And there could be no better place to learn than the Montana of my youth.   (River Runs Through It, A)

T: You know, it could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're asleep and then throw it out the window of a moving car. J: There's always that.   (Fight Club)

How can you say that?   (Lenny)

its a lovely weather   (Pink Panther, The)

mmmm hungry i am   (Star Wars: Episode III)

(headline of newspaper) Drunk Billionaire Burns Down Mansion   (Batman Begins)

1/ Mr Townes, who is in authority here? 2/ [long pause].......you are. 1/ Very well then, since I *am* in authority here, I have decided to finish this plane and make it fly!.... we shall now go back to work   (Flight of the Phoenix, The)

Benny, it's me! Where are you?   (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)

When you're dying, everybody is nice to you.   (Two Weeks in Another Town)

JOHNNY: Hey Pony this oughta do it. PONYBOY: Oh yeah this really makes me look tuff. JOHNNY: Go ahead. Get your jollies. PONYBOY: It'd be my pleasure. JOHNNY: Yeah I know it would. Be nice. OWW! PONYBOY: It hurts don't it? JOHNNY: Yeah it does. Hey I didn't cut that much off of you. PONYBOY: This was your idea smartie. JOHNNY: Well I guess we're disguised. Shoot Pony, it's just hair. PONYBOY: Shoot nothing. It's like being trapped in a Halloween costume you can't get out of and I hate it! JOHNNY: Well it's either our looks or us.   (Outsiders, The)

I have a very uncomplicated job, Alderman, to decide if a fire is arson or not and if so to catch the son of a bitch doing it. So if my investigative methods happen to muck up the campaign of certain mayor-wanabes, I got to tell ya I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.   (Backdraft)

I AM NOT LEO FARNSWORTH I AM JOE PENDLETON   (Heaven Can Wait)