What are these, watermelons? This is a stage, babe, it's not a patch. See ya.   (Showgirls)

Just keep your dick out of my ass whenever i see fit. - Ghoade (Zakk Wylde)   (Rock Star)

i bind you nance, from doing harm, harm to other people and harm to yourself. i bind you nance,from doing harm, harm to other people and harm to yourself!   (Craft, The)

Every thing in this room's edible. Even I'm edible. But that is called caniulism.And is frowned upon in most comunities   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

See, that's the problem. Somewhere between thirty seconds and all night is your problem.   (When Harry Met Sally...)

You know that chic that works at dairy queen? The fat one? Yeah, she was comin over tonight,& i woulda tapped that shit for sure. Dude everyone's dead,your moms dead,your brother,that fat chic at dairy queen...dead Yeah that sucks too.   (Dawn of the Dead)

1)Well that's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day. 2)A union man only works eight hours a day 1)I belong to two unions.   (Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein)

Kellaway: Doyle, get in the car.
Doyle: But I ordered onion rings.
Kellaway: DOYLE!!!   (Mask, The)

Do you ever just think I'm fooling everybody?   (Elizabethtown)

Can't stop the signal   (Serenity)

1/_If you ask me, what a animal does in the wild is his own business, as long as he doesn't do it to man.... I think Mark Twain said that 2/_I think he didn't, but since you said it, I think we got it covered 1/_Everyone's a *comedian/sarcastic*   (Lake Placid)

You're starting to get on my nerves.   (Dog Day Afternoon)

I invented the Internet.   (Inconvenient Truth, An)

They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.   (Boondock Saints, The)

there are no points for second place   (Top Gun)

poker, roulette, slots, baccarat, blackjack, craps, keno, video poker   (
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Sextus! You ask how to fight an idea. I tell you how: with another idea!   (Ben-Hur)

1. Sir, I believe they're going to hit us where it'll hurt the most, Pearl Harbor. 2. It's 4,000 miles from Japan to Pearl, that's a long distance to steam a navy, Captain! 3. Your theory is based on what? 1. Well, it's what I would do. 2. That's not exactly hard evidence, Captain.   (Pearl Harbor)

'There's nothing that concentrates the mind like the prospect of death.' Samuel Johnson.   (Twilight)

Tell her you love her eyes her hair the way she parts her haif infact tell her you love all of her parts.   (Ladybugs)