I was sitting there alone on prom night, in a goddamn rented tuxedo, and my whole life flashed before my eyes. And I realized finally, and for the first time, that I wanted to kill somebody. So I figured since I loved you so much, it'd be a good idea if I didn't see you anymore.   (Grosse Pointe Blank)

Why do you wear that stupid man suit?   (Donnie Darko)

Jerry Lee Lewis- Way to go Johnnyboy.   (Walk the Line)

gee rat I'm kinda busy   (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

How's the target look? Like shit.   (Memphis Belle)

Why don't you make yourself useful and dig your mother a grave!   (Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan)

Mett Demen!(Matt Damon)   (Team America: World Police)

When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess... trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight... on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time... that I had this dream did the knight say to me, 'Come on, baby, I'll put you up in a great condo.'   (Pretty Woman)

1)Mommy, is that the President? 2)I sure hope not.   (Dave)

Oh, God, I think I've just cum.   (Wedding Date, The)

If we wanted to sissy boys, we would've named them Doctor Quinn and Medicine Woman   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

What am I doing? I'm not wearing any mascara.   (Pleasure Seekers, The)

What's wrong with you people? They'rde dead...and you want to teach them tricks?   (Day of the Dead)

JIMMY: You were gone for ten seconds. What happened?
NICKY: I got hit by this big light, that was attached to a lot of metal.
DEVIL: That's a train son. Don't stand in front of that.   (Little Nicky)

Great battles rage around you.   (Eragon)

Hey, babe. It is babe, isn't it?   (
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(1)George Washington, President Lincoln, uhh...Martin Sheen (2)That's President Kennedy, you idiot! (1)Well...same difference, I mean he played Kennedy once   (Goonies, The)

I was expectin some corn flakes and quick wank, instead i get some nutter in stone island jumper and a blade in me face.   (Football Factory, The)

You forgot your fortune cookie.   (Dead Pool, The)

Ur mom is so stupid that she exercises wen she can just get lyposuction or something!   (White Chicks)