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Why don't you analyze my Oedipus complex or my lousy father?   (Cobweb, The)

Umbridge: You leave me no choice. Since it is a matter of Ministry security...the Cruciatus Curse ought to loosen your tongue.
Hermione: That's illegal!
Umbridge: [puts down a picture of Fudge] What the Minister doesn't know won't hurt him.   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

The Chinese Fireball....OooOoo!   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

.. I don't like to be threatened TED, it makes me feel icky..   (Secret Window)

Listen to me... a horse that sweats in the morning; cream that sours overnight, you know the signs, we both know!   (Warlock)

You could fill Yankee Stadium with the world's mediocre novelists   (Quiz Show)

Hey, hey hey hey, what are you doing? You're drinking my talent   (Miss Congeniality)

Marshall O'Niel: You want crooked teeth?   (Outland)

i'll fuck you up down left and right   (Fallen)

By then the masons included George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Paul Revere.   (National Treasure)

--Any complaints or suggestions? --Few. --Which? --Complaints. --All right, shoot. --Well, you don't scold, you don't nag, and you look far too pretty in the mornings. --All right. I'll remember: must scold, must nag, mustn't be too pretty in the morning.   (After the Thin Man)

Dude are you wearing a fucking dress?!?   (American Pie II)

I'm good at 3 things: fighting, screwing and reading the news. Now i've already done one of those today so what's the other one gonna be?   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Amanda: Is that your bathingsuit?
Wednesday: Is that your overbite?   (Addams Family Values)

Amanda...scared of a frog? She's changed alright!   (It Takes Two)

That's why we're at the top of the food chain!   (Tremors 3: Back to Perfection)

1/_Sometimes, for your own sake Red... I think you should've stuck to me longer. 2/_I thought it was for life, but the nice judge gave me a full pardon. 1/_Aaah, that's the old redhead...no bitterness, no recrimination... just a good swift left to the jaw!   (Philadelphia Story, The)

do you pick your feet in poughskeepie   (French Connection, The)

1)Does this thing work? 2)What? Oh, yeah.   (Clueless)

--I need you to leave. --Okay.   (Constantine)