It's so cute I want to kill myself.   (Fever Pitch)

The heater conked out. Now matter how hard he tried, the mohel couldn't coax Greg's tiny little turtle from its shell.   (Meet the Fockers)

Hitch: (pointing to himself)Michaelangelo, (pointing to Albert) Sistine Chapel. Albert: You're saying you can do this? Hitch: My name is Alex Hitchins. Let's go paint that ceiling!   (Hitch)

he's   (Platoon)

Remember, the difference between 'champ' and 'chump' is u.   (Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow)

Im gonna be on television!   (Requiem for a Dream)

You can't ask for advice about the woman you're trying to hose FROM the woman you're trying to hose!   (Tin Cup)

Man- I heard he got shot by three deputies CnlJackson- I don't believe you! Man- well.... CnlJackson- I don't beleive theres any three men could kill Josey Wales. Man- well maybe it was five.   (Outlaw Josey Wales, The)

SUCK THAT COCK   (Orgazmo)

Navroski: Do you know what Napoleon gave Josephine when he won Bavaria? He gave her one thousand fountains   (Terminal, The)

And there could be no better place to learn than the Montana of my youth.   (River Runs Through It, A)

Now, gentlemen, you are about to enter our society.   (Comancheros, The)

love makes us act like we are fools, throw our lives away, for one happy day   (Moulin Rouge!)

Should I get the cops? I'll get the cops.   (Graduate, The)

Any trouble or violence, naturally I wanna be a thousand miles away from it. But cops make me nervous.   (Never So Few)

DOG SHIT TACO! (zap) take this on for size, BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE! (zap) Hey guy, i know i was mean before, but i can change. o.k. NOT! FUCK SHIT COCK BITH BUTHOLE TITTY BONER BARBARA STRISAND! (ZAAAPP)   (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)

1. spitting's a dirty habit (while picking nose) 2. I know a worse one.   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Who can say? Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere.   (Silence of the Lambs, The)

Oh no, no, no, you see, to be a kleptomaniac, you can't sell any of the stuff afterwards or you lose your amateur standing.   (Remember the Night)

Are you suppose to be in Iowa...Then your not that lost.   (Bridges of Madison County, The)