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You swung at me! ---Ya ducked?!?--- Because you swung at me!   (Clerks II)

Believe me, this isn't a whole lot of fun.   (American Werewolf in London, An)

The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizard world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you in the course of a single evening bismirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!!   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Whats your number? Whats your fucking number   (Gattaca)

I AM YOUR FATHERS BROTHERS NEPHEWS COUSINS FORMER ROOMMATE   (Spaceballs)

The kid is resilient!   (First Blood)

I will always love you and honor you and serve you, and stay as near to you as I can, and do everything for you, and live for you. I won't have *any* life except our life together. I will just love you, Frenchy, all of me, loving you forever.   (Sand Pebbles, The)

Jack, I can't screw that girl. Never could screw girls who say bullshit. Bullshit this, bullshit that...I can't do it.   (Saint Jack)

If this were back east, I could make law the way they do. But the best thing I can do out here is buy it.   (Hour of the Gun)

(Tag-line)Once there was a place where the earth was soaked with blood and tears, but that is where the brightest flowers grew   (Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence)

it's a lost cause   (Patriot, The)

Hitler was a bit excessive.   (Black Dahlia, The)

Goblin: Your Highess! Your Highness! They've gotten through the gates! Jareth: Who got through the gates? Goblin: The girl who ate the fruit and forgot her memories! She got them back! Now she, the two hedgehogs, the two-tailed fox, the echidna, the hawk, the monster, Sir Didymus, and the dwarf who works for you have gotten through. And now there on their way to the castle!   (Labyrinth)

People are more than one thing.   (Jesse Stone: Death in Paradise)

We're deprogrammers with Marijuana Anonymous.   (8 Heads in a Duffel Bag)

1)Did you get someone to double for me there, out front? 2)We're working on it. 1)Try to find someone who looks like me this time. That last guy was a joke. 2)We're doing our best, sir.   (Dave)

Matchmaker-To please your future in-laws you must show a sense of dignity.   (Mulan)

Actually, I believe the term 'shyster' is reserved for attorneys of the Jewish persuasion. I believe the proper term for me is 'eggplant.'   (Enemy of the State)

donnie,you are out of your element   (Donnie Darko)

And cue Jones! Take 6!   (Without Limits)