I object on the grounds that he's trying to discredit a witness!   (After the Fox)

wake up ladies THERE'S GONNA BE PANCAKES!!!   (Sleepover)

Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?   (Chasing Amy)

Topaz as a code word?   (Topaz)

Stop makin' noises like a husband.   (Detour)

I'm watching.   (Cop Land)

Conspiracy A-Go-Go   (Slacker)

All right, what's it all about, Moseby?   (Night Moves)

Shitzu! That's one you don't play around with that name do you? I doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed?   (Best in Show)

Blockbuster but quality. No mutants or maniacs. This is going to be my 'Driving Miss Daisy.'   (Get Shorty)

Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce...i want no part in it.   (xena: warrior princess)

Good-bye Jasper   (28 Days)

What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?   (True Lies)

Is your head up your ass for the warmth?   (Tremors 3: Back to Perfection)

Honey, I married him four weeks before he left for the war. I was nineteen. I hardly even remember him.   (In Country)

Life wasn't made for little boxes that were drawn for it.   (Unbreakable)

My Lord, may I also remind my learned friend that his witness, by her own admission, has violated so many oaths that I am surprised the testament did not leap from her hands when she was sworn here today.   (Witness for the Prosecution)

A man could get killed.   (Man Could Get Killed, A)

Pam!   (Normal Life)

(Spray painted on Wall) SMOOCHY IS A NAZI   (Death to Smoochy)