Al Giordino: [after going outside and being shot at] Next time, *you* go! Dirk Pitt: What the hell took you so long? Al Giordino: What? I stopped for coffee. Dirk Pitt: Get a receipt? Al Giordino: Yeah, I got a receipt, and I got you one, too! Dirk Pitt: You're the best, Al! Al Giordino: You know what? I'll even get you the money from Sandecker!   (Sahara)

--How did you find me? --I looked you up in the phone book, under 'Washout.'   (2 Days in the Valley)

1)Second date with Emily - red or blue? 2)Blue. Goes with his eyes. Kid's got killer eyes, not unlike yourself. Anyone ever told you that? 3)Yeah, my boyfriend. 2)Oh.   (Van Wilder)

Thats not the moon its a space station   (Star Wars: Episode IV)

I study traffic patterns.   (Mission Impossible 3)

Hang on Kitten, I'll go get help   (Blade: Trinity)

--You know, you look better in pictures. --You should see me in a bikini.   (Silence of the Hams)

A coward you are, Withnail. An expert on bulls, you are not!   (Withnail and I)

They put salt in the barstard. They're supposed to put salt in the barstard, you sip it over the rim   (Buster)

S: Eta Kooram Nah Smech!   (Serenity)

Mitzuko: Jun, why do you only take pictures of the rooms we stay in and never what we see outside while we travel?
Jun: Those other things are in my memory. The hotel rooms and the airports are the things I'll forget.   (Mystery Train)

#1What a filthy job. #2:Could be worse. #1:How? #2:Could be raining.   (Young Frankenstein)

Show Dick Some Respect!   (Breakfast Club, The)

Some people just weren't cut out for life on the road!   (Dumb & Dumber)

Reef Rash.........What do I do? SCRUB IT KOOK!   (North Shore)

I AM YOUR FATHERS BROTHERS NEPHEWS COUSINS FORMER ROOMMATE   (Spaceballs)

Maggie-Those are two different wines. Oliver- They're both red...Gum? (offers gum) Juicyfruit '75.   (Year of the Comet)

But Richie arent we gonna buy a ticket...Of course were gonna buy a ticket!!! I neva buy a ticket   (Last Dragon, The)

Mercenaries, Necromogers, Elementals, shit I never been so popular. I should slip out of these chains and open up a few arteries but why drive when you can get driven? A free ticket to Crematoria, thanks Tombs. I got some business there named Jack and once we settle out I walk away forever. So I'll just sit here, all back of the bus...For now.   (Chronicles Of Riddick, The)

Yes, Bwana.   (Hatari!)