And now I'm making your blue pants silver.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

You all, listen to me! LISTEN! The other ships will still be looking to us, the Black Pearl, to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No, they will see free men and freedom! And the enemy will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do! With the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, Hoist the Colors!   (
)

Everything in the army is simple. You live or you die.   (Walk in the Sun, A)

Apparently when you combine yodels with large quanities of cough syrup you get acid.   (Click)

We have to live without sympathy, don't we? Can't do that forever. One can't stay out-of-doors all the time. In from the cold.   (Spy Who Came In from the Cold, The)

It was so ugly.   (Clock, The)

--And where are these men who are going to faint at your feet? --They're always there, and they make new ones every year.   (Palm Beach Story, The)

The money was literally thrown in our laps.   (Too Late For Tears)

You're a Muncie girl?   (Hudsucker Proxy, The)

I may not know Kung Fu, but I'm an expert in gun fu.   (One Down, Two to Go)

So you're the boss, the electrician, and the janitor? Must be a killer Christmas party. Don't get drunk now, one of you might need a ride home!   (Bruce Almighty)

Ricky Bobby: You can't have two number one's! Friend: You're right, that makes 11.   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

How's the numerology working out?   (Artists and Models)

Bob Cutlass: The Legend, The Runner up, and The Rookie 3 cars one champion.   (Cars)

Door man: Invite only. Eddy: Invite Door man: Yeah you know. Pretty white pieces of paper. With your name on it. Eddy: I got hundred thousand pretty white pieces of paper here with the Queen's head on it!?   (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

Yes Yes That's it boy!   (Remember the Titans)

Hey, hey hey hey, what are you doing? You're drinking my talent   (Miss Congeniality)

1 she got a glass eye 2iheard she got it from a gypsy 1 whats a gypsy 2your mommas a gypsy 1 your mommas a bitch   (Big Fish)

1/_You mean, because I'm a girl that I can't do the job?! 2/_I mean... we got trouble enough!   (Hatari!)

I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more "Hey, oh, lets clone another goat," and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what's wrong with saying "Hey, nice tits." When did that go out the window?   (Accepted)