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--How would you characterize yourself - as a playboy? --I would prefer the word 'sportsman.'   (Marrying Man, The)

1/ China is here, Mr Burton 2/ What does that mean? Huh? *China is here.* I don't even know what the hell that means!   (Big Trouble in Little China)

Fester- Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches. Hammer- What time is it? Fester- I dunno, anyone got a watch??   (3 Ninjas)

1: Do you know what your sin is? 2: Oh, I'm a big fan of all seven... but right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.   (Serenity)

Yeah, well, I think the, uh, chess is a little bit like life. It scares people, intimidates them, and that's why they invented checkers.   (Bobby)

[Tagline] Her only chance for the future is to embrace the power of her past.   (Once Were Warriors)

All right, you tell 'em to look for a guy with a cane and Alzheimer's.   (Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later)

You make someone a bridesmaid and they shit all over you!   (Sixteen Candles)

Goose: How do know they're submerged if they're submerged?   (Pearl Harbor)

I'm the suburban housewife, sweetheart.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, but they become legends...   (Legends of the Fall)

1/ Let me put this as simple as I can, Mr B******* ... you gotta stop digging. 2/ Why? 1/ Because you have been salaried to run one the best conceived prisons in this country, sir.... because although Wakefield is admittedly an imperfect institution, much like America herself, she is, nonetheless, a grand experiment. A government of the man for the man, by the man   (Brubaker)

[Tagline]___Hell wants him___ Heaven won't take him___Earth needs him   (Constantine)

No longer is success based on race or social status. No, we now have prejudice down to a science.   (Gattaca)

--You're quite a beautiful woman. --If you say so, darling.   (Mrs. Miniver)

I'm a policeman taking a night course in criminology.   (Detective, The)

Congress is composed of five hundred and thirty-five individuals. Two hundred and eighty-eight are lawyers. And you wonder what's wrong with Congress?   (Nashville)

--What will he find there? --His destiny.   (Planet of the Apes)

Well, so long mister. Thanks for the ride, the three cigarettes and for not laughing at my theories on life.   (Postman Always Rings Twice, The)

I hate cops   (Payback)