I've got it!!! Moriarty's real name is Arty Morty!! I don't know what the hell I'm talking about!   (Without a Clue)

1) I, Elliot Richards, who will be here by known as the damned... the damned?! 2) How about darned? Sound better?   (Bedazzled)

You think you know what's coming? You don't have a clue.   (Deja Vu)

asshole. broke his arm (laughs)   (That Thing You Do!)

....He'll fill up the gatorade, walk the dog, and paint ya' back porch. He can do it all.   (Friday Night Lights)

Listen you sick fuck. You pathetic lonely walkie talkie freak show mother fucker. I dont have to do anything , ya know why? Because i have something more powerfull than your psychosis. Its called a volume knob and all i have to do to make you go away is turn it all the way to the left...god damn.   (Joy Ride)

I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!... And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, Oh, you're nailing me! cool!   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Two weeks! Two weeks!   (Total Recall)

Hold onto your butts.   (Jurassic Park)

The larger comet will strike ground in western Canada. Within a week, the skies will be dark with dust from the impact. All plant life will be dead within...four weeks. Animal life within...a few months.   (Deep Impact)

Is it possible to love someone all your life but not realize it intill something happens   (Win A Date with Tad Hamilton)

They meet. They judge. They execute...All in the name of the law.   (Star Chamber, The)

You don't recruit John Steele. You just unleash him.   (Steele Justice)

If you got poo, throw it now...   (Madagascar)

1) Daddy, I think that you better.... 2) Honey sit down and shut your pisk   (Big Hit, The)

--Now you take the oil business, my business. It's never any fun to drill straight down. I'm a slant-driller by instinct.
--Are you slant-drilling me?   (Drowning Pool, The)

I never understand your optimism. It lacks foundation.   (Blood and Wine)

Duh. It's like a famous quote.   (Clueless)

Granny Wendy: Oh, Peter, when I was younger no girl curried your favor like I did. I half expected you to alight in the church on my wedding day and stop my vows. I wore a pink satin sash. (Pause) But you didn't come. (She leans in to kiss Peter) Peter: Granny?   (
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I'm so sick of this butt-rock!*throws cd out the window*   (Grind)