why can't you just speak american   (Three Kings)

I hope you're insured.   (Rock, The)

He hates these cans!   (Jerk, The)

In the immortal words of Socrates...I drank what?!   (Real Genius)

1.Pizza delivery for robbery homicide. 2.Robbery Homicid..? 1. well why is it that i dont see robbery homicide with a pizza delivery in the login sheet? 2. Well i'll tell you what, why dont you leave that pizza here with me? 1. I'll tell you what, last time i left a pizza here, it magically dissapeared.. you know its like leavin candy around me. It's not gonna be alright i'ma (makes chewing noise) chomp it up! See what i'm sayin? 2. Look, there's only two kinds of guys that can get through that door, guys wearin a handcuff, and guys wearing a badge, you dont have on either now do you? 1. Well i dont have a badge or a handcuff so.   (Blue Streak)

Boy, there's a champion. She not only can give it, but look at her take it.   (Too Hot to Handle)

Because I am a small crook, I go to prison. It's only the big crooks that go free.   (After the Fox)

1)Sam,we're still in the Shire. What could possibly happen? 2)Frodo? Merry!It's Frodo Baggins! 3)Hello,Frodo! 4)Get off him! 5)I'm gonna get you, you varments! Frodo)What's the meaning of this? Sam) You've been into Farmer Maggots crop! Pippen) I don't see why he's making such a fuss... (Some more dialog) Pippen) Well that was close. Merry) I think I've brocken somthin'. Sam) Trust a Brandybuck and a Took! Merry) What that was just a detour, a shortcut. Sam) Shortcut to what? Pip) Mushrooms!!   (Lord of the Rings, The)

Let's play a little game called 'just the tip.' Just to see if it feels good.   (Wedding Crashers)

1) Bob, i'd like you to meet your new pal. 1) New Pal? What's wrong with my old pal?   (What About Bob?)

Chemistry teacher: Did you do that on purpose? Chris: You think I'm trying to blind myself on purpose? No, I'm not.   (Permanent Record)

Where's Julia?   (Flightplan)

do i amuse you am i a clown   (Good Fellows, The)

--Milo Radulovich. --Italian? --Irish.   (Good Night, and Good Luck.)

If anybody tried to convince me that i was still alive, i would hardly believe it.   (Wild Geese, The)

Maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue. And maybe we can actually never have it no matter what.   (Pursuit of Happyness (Will Smith))

Mama, please. I just came down with a rare disease. Mama said: Come on you lazy bum, get your butt out of bed!   (Grease 2)

....He'll fill up the gatorade, walk the dog, and paint ya' back porch. He can do it all.   (Friday Night Lights)

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.   (V for Vendetta)

I like your style, Dan, so I'm going to propose you a proposition.   (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)