Katherine: Regrets are a waste of time. They're the past crippling you in the present.   (Under the Tuscan Sun)

Lancelot:Do me a favor, when i die battle and of that iam certain, dont bury me in our sad little cemetry. Burn me, cast my ashes off into a strong east wind.   (King Arthur)

You've heard of Typhoid Mary? Say hello to Pox Knox   (Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday)

You're trespassing on private property.   (Falling Down)

I think about fucking a lot during school.   (Donnie Darko)

You know,I bet he wasn't dead in one of his dreams.   (I, Robot)

Yesterday at school they asked Rosie what she wanted to be when she grew up. Like to know what she answered? 'A patient.'   (Cobweb, The)

Theeeese are miiine!   (History of the World: Part I)

You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head.   (Knocked Up)

I guess they vote Republican.   (Article 99)

whats taking you so long your a young kid   (Ladybugs)

A skeleton goes into a bar,a skeleton and says give me a pitcher of beer and a mop   (Big Bounce, The)

as you wishhhh......   (Princess Bride, The)

You can't say bomb on an airplane   (Meet The Parents)

Smokin weed, smokin weed, drinkin beers, gettin pussy.   (Clerks)

--You ever read this book? --Have I ever read that book? Not only does that insult my intelligence but it insults my ignorance.   (Avenging Angelo)

You know, Mom sent my picture in to the Seventeen National Smiling Contest and I won runner-up.   (Lord Love a Duck)

Obi-Wan Kenobi... I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi?   (Star Wars: Episode IV)

I'd like to try that new restaurant, L'Idiot.   (L.A. Story)

If I'm not back in 15 minutes, just wait longer.   (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)