I'll be giving you an enema   (American Wedding)

How do you say: I wish I were my brother?

Damn, man, I give up. Your partner tells you his wife's gonna have a baby, and all you care about is a coroner's report!   (Cell, The)

Two people dead, just so we can live without working!   (Gun Crazy)

Francis: Not everyone has to make up trouble for themselves, just so they're not bored! Tim: At least I'm doing something. What are you doing, Francis? What exactly do you do?.... Have you done anything with Margie yet? Francis: You don't know anything about that! Tim: Oh, so you haven't done anything with Margie. Maybe I'll just write her another note, so that you can have a lot more time doing shit like this!!!   (Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, The)

Derek: all I wanted to do was make you proud popps! Derek's father:With what your male modeling!?, Prancin' around in your underwear with your wiener hangin out for everyone to see?!. You're dead to me boy, you're more dead to me than your dead mother, i just thank god she didnt live to see her son as a mermaid.......Derek: (coughs) MER MAN..... MER MAN!!! Scene.   (Zoolander)

1)Second date with Emily - red or blue? 2)Blue. Goes with his eyes. Kid's got killer eyes, not unlike yourself. Anyone ever told you that? 3)Yeah, my boyfriend. 2)Oh.   (Van Wilder)

You still smell... of cats WEE!!! muhahaha   (Great Race, The)

--What do you do in Salt Lake City? --I went there once. It was closed.   (Airport 1975)

You know what they say: 'Home is where the money is.'   (Asphalt Jungle, The)

But now we're not young anymore, so time is very important. In fact, it's the most important thing we got.   (Boiling Point)

Damn! Damn damn!   (Back to the Future)

What has she got twisted old boy?   (Diary of a Mad Housewife)

Mom... I've been alone in a water-truck for the last eight weeks... I think I can manage the next 2 minutes *without* you   (Jurassic Park III)

1:When are you working? 2:Tomorrow. 1:No you don't, you don't even know what day you work!   (Kill Bill: Vol. 2)

Why you actin so messed up towards me? z-why u actin so messed up towards me? Hansel- you first. Zoolander- maybe I felt threatened by you   (Zoolander)

#1- Edgar what in the world was that? #2- Sugar. #1- I never seen sugar do that before.   (Men in Black)

Whoever wrote this episode should die!!   (Galaxy Quest)

I hate da Tuesdays   (Terminal, The)

Know how I know you're gay? Because you like Coldplay.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)