How many honest men you know?   (Hud)

Ray: I guess if this is the end of the world, I'm screwed, right?   (Signs)

I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

so you did it you did'nt need martha to win you did it yourself yea im going to miss her we were suppose to the movies well you can with me i'd like that   (Ladybugs)

Being a police officer is not what you see in the movies. I never had to choose between the red wire and the green wire, I never saw a police car flip over, simultaneously causing a bunch of other cars to burst into flames. I am a detective, and I solve crimes. I make sure that if you ever break the law in this city, I will do everything in my power to put you behind bars.   (Showtime)

The heater conked out. Now matter how hard he tried, the mohel couldn't coax Greg's tiny little turtle from its shell.   (Meet the Fockers)

It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil.   (Rent)

You'll be back at K-mart selling yarnballs   (Troop Beverly Hills)

You know,I bet he wasn't dead in one of his dreams.   (I, Robot)

Hi, Mr. My Left Foot!   (Flawless)

How do you say: 'This is what I want.'?,/P>   (Sabrina)

Now that's how you supposed to shoot, from now on that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some disfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though.   (Bad Boys II)

--Slow down! --I can't. --Would you open your eyes and watch out for those sheep!   (Detective School Dropouts)

Your days are over mister.   (Kung Pow:Enter The Fist)

He's got the bloody map.   (National Treasure)

Urrr, it smells of sex in here.   (Super Troopers)

She kicked us out of the house.   (Guarding Tess)

He ain't gettin my cornbread Claude.   (Life)

Mikaela: So if it's some super advanced robot, why does it turn back into a piece of crap Camaro? Bumblebee: [pulls over, pushes Sam & Mikaela out, drives off] Sam: See? Now you've upset it. Bumblebee: [finds a new model Camaro, scans it, and transforms into it, driving back up to Sam & Mikaela] Sam: Whoa.   (Transformers)

Love   (Moulin Rouge!)