Reef Rash.........What do I do? SCRUB IT KOOK!   (North Shore)

Cptn Lennox: I know people say it all the time hon, but we made a good kid. Sarah: She has your laugh. Cptn Lennox: She laughed? Are you sure she didn't just fart?   (Transformers)

--So, what are you gonna do? --I think I need a beer.   (Basic)

Q:Monica, Monica:I bought you these not that you need anymore...   (Love & Basketball)

So if anyone asked i fucked you......twice   (Waiting)

If I were you, I'd think twice about waving a white flag   (Flags of Our Fathers)

--How does a man become an animal like you? --He just has to put in a lot of work, that's all.   (Bandolero!)

who am i?...GOD?   (Zoolander)

meow   (Super Troopers)

The brave may not live for ever, but the cautious don't live at all> princess diaries   (Princess Diaries, The)

I stabbed a guy in the heart with a triton.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

1)How does it feel to be hunted? 2)You tell me.   (Hard Target)

I wanted King Kong and you brought me a giant gerbil.   (Harry and the Hendersons)

You're gunna be a greasy-fast Italian tank!   (Rocky II)

You still smell... of cats WEE!!! muhahaha   (Great Race, The)

I believe in the merit system and so far you ain't built up no points boy!   (48 Hrs.)

I'm all about having fun, maybe go to Seaworld and take my pants off   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Asshole!   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of YOUR ASS? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like NOW!   (Zoolander)

You're a big man but you're out of shape. With me, it's a full time job... now behave yourself!   (Get Carter)