johnnydangerously

Let me guess, umm dirty pirates?   (Monster House)

I believe virtually everything I read. And I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything.   (This IS Spinal Tap)

Isn't it just like a wop to bring a knife to a gunfight.   (Untouchables, The)

1. These people need to get to a hospital, how fast can you land this plane? 2. I cant say. 1. C'mon, you can tell me, Im a doctor. 2. No, I dont know when I can land. 1. Can you make a guess? 2. Well, not for another 2 hours. 1. You cant make a guess for another 2 hours? 2. No, I cant land the plane for another 2 hours.   (Airplane!)

Whta are you?-Gretchen I'm a mouse! Duh. -Karen   (Mean Girls)

Welcome to the real world   (Matrix, The)

Friend, some of your foldin' money's come unstole.   (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)

There's a kidney in Kansas City that ain't getting fresher.   (Outrageous Fortune)

Fester- [Aiming gun at store clerk] Open up the cash registure. That's right, dude, us three bone heads are stickin' you up. Now...open up the cash registure before I have to get nasty...[pager goes off]...uh...excuse me sir, could I please use your telephone?   (3 Ninjas)

1. Rule Number One: Never be too eager to rush your opponent. 2. Wanna play prison rules, frogman, huh? Wanna play prison rules? Ok, you got it.(fight resumes)All right, now you've unlocked the beast! 1. From this position, it's relatively easy to manipulate your opponent. And thus, we have the chicken wing. The arm bar, the crow bar, and my personal favorite...the pacifier!   (Pacifier, The)

you're no place on your way to nowhere..   (Saturday Night Fever)

T.I.A. This is Africa.   (Blood Diamond)

I think about fucking a lot during school.   (Donnie Darko)

j   (Heat)

(1) He brought her... to my son's Bar Mitzvah! (2) Is she a gift?   (First Wives Club, The)

It's a Swiss Army knife!   (River Wild, The)

Eric Matthews: You junkie bitch!   (Saw III)

(taking photos) Inside of you is a fashion model just waiting to throw up.   (Robots)

I am impossible to forget but hard to remember.   (Elizabethtown)

why are you trying to fit in, when you're born to stand out   (W.C.)