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CC- thank you very much for forgiving me, but I don't forgive you   (Beaches)

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Lloyd Christmas: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey? Lady at bus stop: Austria. Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Ha. Ha. Ha. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie! Lady at bus stop: Let's not.   (Dumb & Dumber)

Whoa! Your mom has an arm! I haven't seen the floater pitch since Scruffy McGee!   (Rookie of the Year)

1- Put the ship down! 2- Anakin, I can't take DOOKU alone. I need you. If we catch him we can end this war right now. We have a job
to do. 1- I don't care. Put the ship down. 2- You'll be expelled from the Jedi Order. 1- I can't leave her. 2- Come to your senses. What do you think Padm?? would do if she were in your position? 1- She would do her duty.


  (Star Wars: Episode II)

Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.   (True Romance)

1)I think we need pondweed? 2)That's right!Pondweed gathered at midnight! How much?   (Worst Witch, The)

Make a move and the bunny gets it!   (Con Air)

I have fiduiciary responsibilities to uphold.   (Failure to Launch)

I can't work for a living. My genius will be wasted trying to make ends meet.   (Henry Fool)

M: I give him double oh status and he celebrates by shooting up an embassy. Is he deranged? And where the hell is he?   (Casino Royale)

I'm just taking over where God left off   (6th Day, The)

Granny Wendy: Oh, Peter, when I was younger no girl curried your favor like I did. I half expected you to alight in the church on my wedding day and stop my vows. I wore a pink satin sash. (Pause) But you didn't come. (She leans in to kiss Peter) Peter: Granny?   (
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You've got a Beamer -- act like it!!   (Nothing But Trouble)

Only the facts, ma'am.   (Dragnet)

I want you to draw me like one of your French women, Jack   (Titanic)

She's always there between us.   (Bunny Lake Is Missing)

what a dirty, filthy mind you got   (Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The)

MARY- I have no intention of making a spectacle of myself, Thank you! BERT- Fine, I'll do it myself. MARY- Do what? BERT- A bit of magic. It's easy. First you think. You wink. You do a double blink. Close your eyes.... and jump! (NOTHING HAPPENS) JANE- Was something supposed to happen? MARY- Oh Bert, what utter nonsense! Why must you always complicate things that are really quite simple. Give me your hand please, Michael. Don't slouch. 1-2-3! (THEY JUMP INTO BERT'S DRAWING)   (Mary Poppins)

cariln the nutcase the hard man   (Scum)