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A little graft, it seemed, could open more doors than a passkey.   (Counterfeit Traitor, The)

If he's an angel, imagine what God is like.   (Angel Levine, The)

I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do   (Empire Records)

--So what are you driving now? --Same crappy blue Chevy Nova.   (Beverly Hills Cop)

ding ding ding gutter tell him what he's won   (PCU)

1. Heywood, what you in for? 2. Didn't do it, lawyer fucked me!   (Shawshank Redemption, The)

Where's the Fuck'n money Shithead? It's Down there somewhere let me get another look.   (Big Lebowski, The)

I don't want him arrested. I WANT HIM FUCKING DEAD!   (Mystic River)

I'm your huckleberry   (Tombstone)

You are the damn dumbest smart kid I know.   (
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It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.   (Kiss or Kill)

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew. [Takes a drink from the bucket] Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow.....We have a bull. Roy: I'm gonna go brush my teeth now.   (Kingpin)

OOOOOH be cool guys   (Sleepover)

1/ Haven't you got something to do? 2/ You're damn right I've got something to do, I've gotta get my fiance on a 3am flight because I've missed the 11 o'clock train 1/ Awww don't blame yourself... 2/ I don't blame myself, I blame you!   (Switching Channels)

Roy Batty:Ive seen things you people wouldn't believe attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near tannhauser gate All those moments will be lost in time,like tears in rain.Time to die   (Blade Runner)

Good Bye (Kim Kisses Edward) I Love You   (Edward Scissorhands)

--Betty, what do you think you saw!? --A bulldog, lieutenant! I might have seen a bulldog!   (Teen-Age Strangler)

Troi: Its tradition, Worf. You of all people should apriciate that. Worf: I will not do it! (Picard enters the bridge) Picard: Won't do what Mr. Worf? Worf: Captain, I find it highly inappropriate for a Starfleet Officer to appear...naked. Picard: Oh come now, a big, strapping fellow like yourself, what could you be afraid of?   (Star Trek Nemesis)

ron: I'm warning you Hermione keep that bloody beast away from scabbers or i'll turn it into a tea cozy! hermione: he's a cat ronald what do you expect its in his nature! ron: A cat! thats what they told you it looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me! hermione: thats rich coming from the owner of that smelly old shoebrush! ron: Harry! hermione: Harry!   (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

Don't quit your day job!   (Black Rain)