jawbreaker

I killed a man I hated today.   (Revenge)

When her muscles start relaxin'/Up the hill comes Michael Jackson.   (Fisher King, The)

What would you like me to do... kill him again?   (Rock, The)

JACK: Dina! Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino! Shake a leg woman! GREG: Jesus Jack! You know I'm not that tired...really. JACK: Relax Greg. This cockpit's completely soundproofed. You should have seen the look on your face. GREG: Oh ok, ok..you got me, that was a good one. JACK: yes it was. yes. GREG: Funny... JACK: But you should never talk to a woman like that, you know that. Its disrespectful. GREG: Right. Of course...yeah.   (Meet the Fockers)

1. is he hung up. 2. no, hes riding for lane now.   (8 Seconds)

If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced   (X Files, The)

he's not even my date and he get's me out of my pants   (John Tucker Must Die)

He killed the man who set you free.   (Gladiator)

S: So, answer me one question: why can't I have you? T: Because you are lower than dirt! You're subterrainnean! You're a Townie, for God's sakes!   (Strike!)

1) There are you happy now? 2) I won't be happy until you leave town!   (Memento)

Matt: Don't be sad   (Grind)

you call me joe again, I'll cut your fucking throat, you piece of shit.   (Donnie Brasco)

25 seats donated to an orphanage. My hell is complete.   (Finding Neverland)

You know, fired, like you don't have a job anymore? He gave me some bullshit about artistic differences, now what the hell happened?   (Body Double)

You don't get to touch me ever!   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Ryan Dunn: That's a nice tattoo you got there. What does that mean? Girl at Coffee Shop: It means desire. Ryan Dunn: Desire huh? What the fuck does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fuckin' long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sittin' at home jerkin off to fuckin' gay porn.   (Haggard: The Movie)

1/_Otisberg??!! 2/_It's a little-bitty place!   (Superman)

I owe you an apology, Colonel. I always thought that you were a cold, unimaginative, tight lipped officer. But you're really ... quite emotional. Aren't you?   (Dirty Dozen, The)

hey, ive been thinking. that whole lezzy thing....kinda hot. see ya tonight babe!   (D.E.B.S.)

The claw's coming at you. You're scared of the claw   (Liar Liar)