jasonandtheargona

George is dead...You might say he died in the saddle.   (Hot Spot, The)

oh you, you're so smart, well just remember I gave you those brains I always thought you had a labotomy   (Beautiful Thing)

I'm not a bathroom attendant!   (Go)

--But you might have been hurt. --It was nothing. It was only a young lion.   (Samson and Delilah)

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty, but damn are they exquisite!   (Mallrats)

Navroski: Do you know what Napoleon gave Josephine when he won Bavaria? He gave her one thousand fountains   (Terminal, The)

You know how every girl's parents puts a pussy troll in them when the girls are young to keep them from having premarital sex? Well Myra's is named Pillowpants, and Myra says if I put my thing in her, Pillowpants will bite it off. So I gotta wait until Pillowpants is peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex. --And Myra told you this?-- Girlfriends and boyfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randall, you'd know that if you ever had a girlfriend.   (Clerks II)

No mob ever wants justice. They want revenge.   (Quo Vadis)

Alice: I'm just a little girl Bird: Little? HAH! Little? HAHAHAHA Alice: Well I am...well I mean I was!   (Alice in Wonderland)

Pittsburgh? Its where steel and pig iron furnaces are so hot it makes a man forget his fear of hell.   (Quiet Man, The)

RUCKUS? WHAT RUCKUS?   (Breakfast Club, The)

You close your eyes. You cast you mind back thirty years, and you see and hear what you want to hear.   (Hear My Song)

All my life I heard of black men being killed because of white girls.   (Native Son)

The world shall hear from me again.   (Mask of Fu Manchu, The)

Well he certainly left with his tail between his legs.   (Diamonds Are Forever)

I was able to combine mathematical logic with romantic inconsistency.   (Torn Curtain)

Show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints.   (Aviator, The)

He's got my wife. Why shouldn't he have my car?   (Winning)

Some people just weren't cut out for life on the road!   (Dumb & Dumber)

And on the third day God created the Remington Riffle Bullok, so man could hunt the Dinosaurs, and the Homosexuals   (Mean Girls)