--You got anything else funny to say? --No, what sounds best, the frozen peas or the corn?   (Lady in Cement)

the men died   (Paths of Glory)

1/_Mr Blue is dead? 2/_Dead as Dillinger   (Reservoir Dogs)

I suppose he must have climbed up the drainpipe.   (My Life So Far)

she told me to stay in the closet, no mater what i was to stay in the closet   (Child of Mine)

You know, once Collin and I did something we thought would really be funny. He headed out front while I ran in and told my mom he had been hit by a car or something really bad like that. All I remember is my mom came running out of the house; She's like Trish what's wrong and...when I told her, I mean the look on her face....Even when Collin popped up to show her it was just a joke she just couldn't stop crying. She just held him close...clutched him, ya know? I was just a baby I didn't get it then but I get it now! 2.)Tell Me... 3.)Collin's Dead! And no matter how hard I try...He's not gonna pop up and show me that it's just a joke. 4.) I'm sorry... 5.)Han I need your help...I gotta put this thing together just as much as you do now.   (Romeo Must Die)

Investigating the I-5 murders.   (Freeway)

You can't hit us! You'll get canned for this, you bitch!   (Carrie)

Yeah, you're alright, wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?   (Caddyshack)

Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss? Why do you have that?   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Daffy- Now, I've worked with a lot of wisecrackers before, but you are dispicable! Donald- God damn you stupid nigger I'm gonna WAGHHHHHH Daffy- This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment!   (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

If you've seen one Consumer Electronics Show, you've seen them all.   (Tron)

Well I gotta cut loose footloose kick off my sunday shoes   (Footloose)

Come on man you know I only surf Transformers sites when there's girls around so they can see how cool I am.   (Clerks II)

It's as old as the crucifixion... a military firing squad, 5 bullets; one's blank; no-one's guilty   (JFK)

Do you think we've got it tough? How'd you like to work in there?   (... All the Marbles)

You're the guys that're thinking shit up I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now just thinking shit up and somebody backing them up   (X-Men)

Remember the convention speech? 'An America stronger than the one we were given. An America prouder than the one we found.'   (Dave)

Don't mess with something when you don't know what it is!   (War of the Worlds (Gene Barry))

Sorry I don't want to get married. Terrific neither do I.   (Smokey and the Bandit)