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Remember, Julia Hickson is priority number one. Nothing else matters. Find out where she is.   (Cell, The)

--Why didn't I get hurt? --You were wearing your seatbelt.   (Sideways)

You are an egomaniacal windbag.   (Lean on Me)

-Ah, were you in the war? --Yes. And you? --No, I missed it by a year.   (Grand Prix)

Are ya mad?   (Pretty in Pink)

You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese.   (Elf)

Sorry you're much too big, simply impassaple. You mean impossible. No Impassable, nothings impossible.   (Alice in Wonderland)

My first wife was a second cook in a third-rate joint on Fourth Street.   (Glass Key, The)

Ryan Dunn: Dude! She got fingered!   (Haggard: The Movie)

who am i?...GOD?   (Zoolander)

The arsenus has oddly shaped feet   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Keep on movin' on.   (Willie Dynamite)

I'm glad you don't follow orders.   (Code of Silence)

Faith: Hey Lily, i'mgoing to stay her with my family for a while Lily: When are you coming home (SILENCE) Lily's dad: Come on Lil   (Just in Time)

1)Which one of the painted peacocks is our Mr. Bingley? 2)He's on the left and on the right is his sister. 1)And the person with the quizzical brow? 2)That's his good friend Mr. Darcy. 1)He looks miserable poor soul. 2)Miserable he may be but poor he most certainly is not. 1)Tell me. 2)10,000 a year and he owns half of Derbyshire. 1)The miserable half   (Pride & Prejudice)

Sorry i don't speak speak fraky deaky dutch...   (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

BEHAVE!!!!!!!   (Other Sister, The)

Zorro is back.   (Zorro)

Here is a man who would not take it anymore   (Taxi Driver)

MIKES WIFE: Mike played for 14 different clubs in 9 positions including goalie...   (Mike Bassett: England Manager)