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Maaaan, yo haircut game is FUCKED! Girlfriend see dat, she gon shit on you!   (How High)

(STEVE) Where's Bridget? l want to marry her. (BEN) Who the hell are you?! (DAD) Someone who gets to a wedding on time! (BEN) Hi, we haven't met. I'm Ben. (STEVE) Steve Montgomery. I used to go out with Bridget and I'm still in love with her. (BEN) Can l see your invitation?   (Forces of Nature)

1/_Feeling any pressure, Murph? 2/_Yeah, about 15 pounds per square inch at sea-level   (Blue Thunder)

Well, I believe in the soul, the look in her eyes, the curvature of her body, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, laughing can last for hours, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days!   (Bull Durham)

I'd be glad to explain that any connection between you and me is revolting.   (I Was a Male War Bride)

1-Now, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. 2-Toy? 1-Tee oh why TOY. 2-But I think the word you're searching for is SPACE RANGER.   (Toy Story)

1): Dad keeps everything in the bookcase 2): Andrew! 1): Behind the Bible and Judith Kranz 3) Thank you...Andrew.   (Jungle 2 Jungle)

Do you honestly know of one criminal act this poor creature committed?   (Son of Frankenstein)

#1- How much do you think he eats? #2- About 202 pounds.   (Rocky III)

You don't frighten me, you lawyer-son-of-a-bitch!   (Nuts)

no day but today   (Rent)

Howard: I came here to work! This is a one time mistake!

Mary: Yeah, I'm just a stupid girl with a stupid crush!
(stops car abruptly)Howards wife: don't be a monster Howard, tell the poor girl. (to Mary)You can have him, you already have....(drives off)   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

This right here is an AB conversation. See (C) your way out.   (Boyz N the Hood)

He who controls the keys, controls the media. He who controls the media, controls people's minds.   (Invasion: Stanford 1991 A.D.)

1/ Thought about what you said to me the other day, about my painting. Stayed up half the night thinking about it. Something occurred to me... fell into a deep peaceful sleep, and haven't thought about you since. Do you know what occurred to me? 2/ No. 1/ You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about. 2/ Why thank you. 1/ It's all right. You've never been out of Boston. 2/ Nope. 1/ So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling..... seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, *once more unto the breach dear friends.* But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms *visiting hours* don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've l   (Good Will Hunting)

kick him in the bollox   (Scum)

Just stick to the plan.   (Ice Harvest, The)

if god and the devil were playing football mano would be the stadium they would play in   (Craft, The)

My grammy never gave gits she was too busy getting raped by Cosaks   (Annie Hall)

He is our man, Captain. I'm gonna get him.   (10 to Midnight)