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Farber: Oh, mother-damn, Spoon, she just shot at you with her eyes closed! Spooner: Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed? Calvin: Well it worked, didn't it? Spooner: I said aim, THEN FIRE!   (I, Robot)

And on the third day, God created the rifle, so that we could fight the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals. Amen.   (Mean Girls)

1/We'll drawn him, gunna draw him into the shallows, gunna draw him in and drown him.... we're headed in, Brody 2/ Thank Christ!!   (Jaws)

Over-easy thanks Mick   (Crocodile Dundee II)

who am i?...GOD?   (Zoolander)

Suppose the Macedo trench splits open under the ocean? A crack a thousand miles long, bringing superheated magma in contact with the ocean... Earthquakes, tidal waves, mass destruction on an apocalyptic scale!   (Crack in the World)

Mi Casa Is Su Casa   (Madagascar)

My Name is indego montoya you killed my father prepare to die   (Princess Bride, The)

1) This is Helen 2) Helen who? 1) Helen Parr...you know...Elastigirl 2) DAHLING!!!!   (Incredibles, The)

Gotta remember... never get outta the fuckin' boat!!!! never get outta the fuckin' boat!!!! gotta remember!!   (Apocalypse Now)

He was pretty good in his day. Packy was. He went the whole route with La Motta twice.   (Tony Rome)

send the heat up. Crazy Turk   (Beaches)

Strength through unity. Unity through faith.   (V for Vendetta)

#1- Squawk! #2- What's that? Jessie & Prospector are trapped in the old abandon mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?   (Toy Story 2)

1) Hey, ICE of you to drop by. 2) Ha ha, haven't heard that one before   (Incredibles, The)

Derek: What is this a center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children how to learn to read if they can't even fit inside the building? Mugatu: Derek, no it's just a small.... Derek: No i don't want to hear excuses. The center has to be at least three times bigger than this. Mugatu: HE's absolutly right. Derek: Thank you, i have a vision. Mugatu: and so do i, let me show u mine.   (Zoolander)

we should plant a tree   (Blackrock)

Any friend of Elena's is a good friend of mine   (My Own Private Idaho)

Surely you remember Herbie Morton. Blond, ruddy-complected chap, a bit younger than me. He sang a solo at the graduation exercises. 'Holy, Holy', I believe.   (African Queen, The)

Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you SUCK at it!   (Erin Brockovich)