Dad, I wish you'd try the low fat bacon. Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one gets filled faster.   (Grumpier Old Men)

The sole function of any international cartel is to insure political harmony. The first obligation of power is to lead. Now that's been the Holy Grail since the Industrial Revolution.   (Formula, The)

Its a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses...Hit it!   (Blues Brothers, The)

Andre: Monsieur, why exactly are you retiring? Lefevre: My health.   (Phantom of the Opera, The)

Yvette will you attend to the Colonel and give him anything he desires ... within reason that is.   (Clue)

You have no idea what Gwen wants, say hi to your girbil for me   (Van Wilder)

Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.   (Deer Hunter, The)

Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining!   (Layer Cake)

glen: we could have a battle royale rory: ...what is that.   (Accepted)

Mary Ann and I left Wheaton together and went to Chicago.   (Body Heat)

If your mother were alive, she'd turn over in her grave!   (Jungle Fever)

He's talking about the Russians in Cuba again.   (Hopscotch)

Any friend of Wendell's is a friend of mine.   (Fraternity Vacation)

This shirt is too small.   (100 Rifles)

I haven't the courage to face the end of the world   (When Worlds Collide)

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--Tell me what your favorite weapon is. --Brains.   (Cuba)

1: It isn't necessary to yell. 2: I'LL YELL AT WHOEVER I WANNA YELL AT! 3: He's always like this in the morning. 2: LET ME OUTTA HERE!   (Great Race, The)

Now you've got a chance to do something positive for a change. But are you quitting Mr. Rogeau? Are you going out on your belly, with a whimper?   (Poseidon Adventure, The)

me so horny, me so stupid!   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)