when i was going through 2nd grade for the first time,i saw my reflection in the back of a spoon and i thought, wow, i'm ridiculously good looking.   (Zoolander)

1.21 gigawatts?!   (Back to the Future)

--You want strawberry pie or apple pie? --I want both!   (Radio)

Hi, this is Kari. Sorry for freaking out; but your baby has special needs!   (Incredibles, The)

they're too smart for that   (Mr Wrong)

You know that chic that works at dairy queen? The fat one? Yeah, she was comin over tonight,& i woulda tapped that shit for sure. Dude everyone's dead,your moms dead,your brother,that fat chic at dairy queen...dead Yeah that sucks too.   (Dawn of the Dead)

You know how i know you're gay? Because you two are holding eachother every so gently.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Soldier (can't remember name!) : This dock is off limits to civilians! Jack: Terribly sorry. If I see one, I shall inform you immediatly. (tries to walk off, soldiers block him) Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to do up at the fort, ay? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation? Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians! Jack: (trys to dodge soldiers again) well, It's a fine goal to be sure, but it seems to me.... Soldier: ay! Jack: ...that a ship like that (gestures to The Dauntless) makes this one here a bit superflous, really. Soldier: Oh, She's the power of these waters, for sure. But there's no ship as can match the Intercepter for speed. Jack: I've heard of one. It's supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable. The Black Pearl? Soldier: (laughs) No, no it's not. The Black Pearls' not a real ship. Murtogg: (pause, turns to look at soldier) Yes it is, i've seen it! Soldier: (laughs again) You've seen it..? Murtogg: Yes, I have! Soldier: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out? Murtogg: No, but I have seen a ship with black sails! Soldier: Oh! And no ship that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, and therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what you're saying? Murtogg: (smiles) No! Soldier: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Intercepter...(looks around, Jack has gone. Then, spotting him on the Dauntless) Ay! (Both soldiers clamber aboard the Dauntless) Soldier: You! Get away from there! Jack: I'm sorry. It's just such a pretty boat...Ship! Soldier: What's your name? Jack: Smith. Or Smithy, if you like. Soldier: What's your purpose in Port royal, Mr. Smith?   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

--Who's the woman in the painting she's looking at? --Oh, that's Carlotta. You'll find it in the catalog: 'Portrait of Carlotta.'   (Vertigo)

Like in risk versus reward.   (Heat)

Jigsaw killer: Just think of it as a reverse beartrap.   (Saw)

--Why didn't I get hurt? --You were wearing your seatbelt.   (Sideways)

It was great; if you happen to be Satan and enjoy human pain.   (How to Deal)

1) There are you happy now? 2) I won't be happy until you leave town!   (Memento)

1/_ You probably like the army, don't you Erikkson? I hate the army 2/_ This ain't the army, Sarge... this ain't the army 1/_ Yeh, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.... cause I'm the meanest mutha-fucka in the valley!   (Casualties of War)

He saved my life, I can't leave him. It's the Mystery Horse! He won! He won! Kid, he got a leg like iron. Henry, the Black's fast, isn't he? Cyclone has fought many battles but this is a first before the race, the Black's rider is having a hard time controlling his horse.   (Black Stallion, The)

We are the minions of the moon.   (Wicker Man, The)

Obi-Wan Kenobi: (to Anakin Skywalker) You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Are you crazy, you can't ask me any better than that?   (48 Hrs.)

#1: So, this Joe, is he cool? #2: My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.   (Heist)