I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie that everyone is really hoping makes it happen.   (Swingers)

This script is an insult to a man's intelligence. Even mine!   (Never Give a Sucker an Even Break)

Well polish my nust and serve me a milk-shake.   (American Wedding)

How dare he make love to me and not be a married man!   (I ♥ Huckabees)

For future reference, right handed men don't hold it with their left... just one of those things... ~ Dr. Lamar   (Gattaca)

I'm a coyote.   (Coyote Ugly)

Parting a soup is not a miracle, Bruce. It's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her son to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says no to drugs and yes to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is they have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.   (Bruce Almighty)

Don't nobody know nobody?!   (Running Scared)

I'm keeping my expectations very, very low.   (Bye Bye, Love)

You couldn't possibly make it 3:45?? No, 4 o'clock. It's better, it's best.   (What About Bob?)

high   (High Fidelity)

You know, Emma, there are three kinds of deceived husbands in the world. First are those who were born to be deceived. Second, those who do not know. And third, those who do not care.   (That Hamilton Woman)

If anything goes wrong, make the sound of a dying giraffe.   (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)

Alex: Sucker weighs a goddang ton.
Evelyn: Alex, watch your language!
Alex: Rather weighty, this.   (Mummy Returns, The)

I'm proud of you guys. You kept your head on a swivle and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

A whole wash day, shot to hell.   (Fandango)

Follow that car!   (Return of the Pink Panther, The)

quicksand.... ok lets say your playing and you think everything is going fine until one thing goes wrong..... and then another and another but the harder you fight back the deeper you sink till you can't move, can't breathe because your in over your head like quicksand   (Replacements, The)

No breakfast after eleven.   (Bewitched)

How could I know that income tax bill meant me too?   (Senator Was Indiscreet, The)