Alice, my name is Alice Ayres   (Closer)

(Mike McCoy has just been run off the road and into a creek by Cynthia Foxhugh) Mike: If you're not outta here in about three seconds, I'm gonna put you over my knee and I'm gonna paddle your bottom until it's as red as that jalopy you're driving!   (Spinout)

Zinnia Wormwood: Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! I mean, take a look at you and me. You chose books - I chose looks. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband... and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs. You want Matilda to go to college? Ha, ha, ha ha... Harry Wormwood: College? I didn't go to college. I don't know anybody who did. Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen, ha ha ha ha... Miss Jennifer Jenny Honey: Don't sneer at educated people, Mr. Wormwood. If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. Harry Wormwood: Yeah... Miss Jennifer Jenny Honey: Or or say you were sued for selling a faulty car. The lawyer who defended you would have gone to college too. Harry Wormwood: What car? Sued by who? Who you been talking to? ..................................................................... Harry Wormwood: A book? What do you want a book for? Matilda Wormwood: To read. Harry Wormwood: To read? Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you cant get from a television faster. ..................................................................... Harry Wormwood: I'm smart you're dumb. I'm big; youre little. And there's nothing you can do about it. Agatha Trunchbull: I need a car, inexpensive but reliable. Can you service me? Harry Wormwood: In a manner of speaking, yes. Uh, welcome to Wormwood Motors. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever. Agatha Trunchbull: Agatha Trunchbull, principal, Crunchem Hall Elementary School. Harry Wormwood: Huh. Agatha Trunchbull: I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship. Harry Wormwood: Oh yeah, huh, well, uh... Agatha Trunchbull: My school is a model of discipline! Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto. Harry Wormwood: Terrific motto Agatha Trunchbull: You have brats yourself? Harr   (Matilda)

Hayes: If someone were to tell you that this ship were headed for Singapore, what would you say? Lumpy: I would say they're full of it Mr. Hayes. We turned southwest last night. Carl: Gentlemen please. We're not looking for trouble. Jimmy: No. You're looking for something else. Carl: Yes we are. We're going to find Skull Island. Find it, film it and show it to the world. For 25 cents you get to see the last blank space on the map. Lumpy: I wouldn't be so sure of that. Preston: What do you mean? Lumpy: Seven years ago, me and Mr. Hayes were working our passage on a Norweign bark. Hayes: We picked up a castaway. We found him in the water. He'd been drifting for days. Lumpy: His ship had run aground on an island way west of Sumatra. An island hidden in fog. He spoke of a huge wall built so long ago no one knew who made it. A wall 100 foot high as strong today as it was ages ago. Preston: Why'd they build the wall? Lumpy: Well, the castaway, he spoke of a creature neither beast nor man but something monstrous living behind that wall. Carl: A lion or a tiger. A man-eater. That's how all these stories start. Preston: What else did he say? Lumpy: Nothing. We found him the next morning. He'd stuck a knife through his heart. Carl: mmm-hmm Sorry fellas. You'll have to do better than that. Monsters belong in B movies. Hayes: If you find this place, if you go ashore with your friends and cameras, you won't come back.   (King Kong)

--You're supposed to be dead! --I'm sorry, Slim. I didn't quite make it.   (Two Rode Together)

1. You want your driver? 2. No, he's not my type.   (Caddyshack)

Look at the blond-headed monkey!   (Outsiders, The)

Halley:I think i like you too much already to actually go out with you. Macon: What kind of logic is that? Halley: It's logical logic. The quickest way to ruin a relationship with someone is to actually try to have a relationship with them. Haven't you noticed when the opposite sex gets together, eventually someone ends up getting hurt?   (How to Deal)

I love you, most ardently   (Pride & Prejudice)

But those are just numbers. I mean look at Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. She's gotta be like what, 100?   (Must Love Dogs)

Gentleman Jim Corbett   (G-Men vs. the Black Dragon)

Col. Childers: Stop this shit, before somebody gets hurt!   (Rules of Engagement)

1. Where's that friend of yours? 2. He packed it in. Enrolled in detective school   (Sting, The)

The police are the suspects.   (Big Easy, The)

If you want to go back to Oregan and have a thousand babies thats fine by me but you don't quit, this is what gets inside you, what lights you up.......   (League of Their Own, A)

Jimmy my tight end is deaf   (Replacements, The)

You know, back in the states, Brazil nuts like these go for 15 dollars a pound. Well, those fell from the tree out back, and around here we don't call them Brazil nuts. What do you call them? Well, we're in Brazil, we just call them nuts.   (Rundown, The)

At four & a half months old, a human foetus has a reptile's tail, a remnant of our evolution. Maybe that's what I couldn't escape, you can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but if you fight your biology, you always lose   (Lord of War)

The stress was too much for him to bear   (Tombstone)

I'll tell the world who's a fake! You are! I taught you everything you know. Even your name, Lily Garland - I gave you that.   (Twentieth Century)