Just give me a bi-carb and I'll be fine.   (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

You know, Mom sent my picture in to the Seventeen National Smiling Contest and I won runner-up.   (Lord Love a Duck)

what is this? a center for ants!? i dont want your excuses! how can children learn to read if they cant even fit in the building? it needs to be at least...3 times bigger   (Zoolander)

#1- Thank you for trying, Phillipe, and standing up for the truth. #2- I should have known better; every happy moment in my life has come from lying.   (Ladyhawke)

Who's Zeb? Zeb is dead baby.   (Pulp Fiction)

Annie: Elise, you're gifted,talented and successful. Brenda, you're wonderfully verbal. And I am seeing a very talented therapist. We're in our prime!   (First Wives Club, The)

Stripes on a nigger?? Just like tits on a bull.   (Glory)

S: If there's any fighting, you fall down or run away. It's okay to leave them to die.   (Serenity)

My name is Zora.   (Zora Is My Name!)

Bo: I dated a Korean girl in high school. Sheav: That is an entirely different Oriental nation, get an education.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Damn Stiffie, you've got some moves   (American Wedding)

1. You're fat. You're as big as a Buick. You was walking down the hall the other day and I thought somebody strapped a refridgerator to your butt! 2. And that is something you will never in your life hear a woman say.   (Diary of a Mad Black Woman)

1)What are we going to do? 2)Get in the car and run him over.   (Adventures in Babysitting)

Don't tell me you don't know the bitches in the hood. Big strong buck like yourself.   (Colors)

i ain't payin no 50 cents for no coke!!!!AHAHA then u ain't gettin no coke!   (Caddyshack)

Jimmy my tight end is deaf   (Replacements, The)

who am i?...GOD?   (Zoolander)

1. When are you planning on being married. 2. Morning. 1. Damn you Tristan! You will marry her. 2. And make an honest woman of her? 1. YES!!! Goddamn you to hell. 2. Yes, I will marry her. If she'll have me. 1. If she'll have you? Do you love her? Or did you seduce her just to spite me. 2. That's not what I did. 1. And what about Samuel? 2. What about Samuel? 1. You tell me about Samuel. 2. We all loved Samuel, Samuel is dead. WHAT?!?! 1. How convenient that is for you. 2. Because you love her, I will forgive you for that. Once, you say that again, and we are not brothers. ONCE. 1. Tristan, you know you can't make her happy. 2. Gonna try. 1. You will fail.   (Legends of the Fall)

--You're both single-minded. You go on relentlessly trying to get an answer.   (Desk Set)

[Tagline] The first time was only a warning....   (Damien: Omen II)